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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Foreign Workers~ Where do they come from?
Damn... i think Singapore is SUPER overcrowded with them!!!

Personally i dont think its that bad, cos they are generally nice people coming all the way to Singapore to try to make a living! They help us build our house and do those things we are too pampered to do!

One of them even told me that there is a beetle on my shirt yesterday!

Ya... since they are SOOO nice, what am i blabbering about here since here is for bitching?

ITS THE DAMN FREAKING SMELL!!! ooo gosh~ *faints**

It bloody irritates and causes breathing problems! Everytime i take a train or bus overcrowded with them, i confirm guarantee chop that my nose will try to run away!!!
Then the mucus will flow... then i will keep calling my mom in a rude way
"AH CHOOOO"
(kk not funny)

I'm now scared to take the MRT at night! Especially the East-West line towards BoonLay direction!

Senerio:
You happily went shopping at cityhall/bugis/orchard wherever... and takes the train hoping to go home to rest and check out your great buys!
U find a door/chair/pole to sit/lean and tries to relax... Sometimes trying to sleep~
Bo Pien the train will pass by Outram MRT! Then the door opens! Without opening your eyes first, you started calling my mom "AH CHOOOO"
No need to see also will know that the train is filled with foreign workers AGAIN!!!


Arrrr~ dont that piss you off? I should just go to india to get used to the smell... then i will be able to treat them as normal again!!!

ITS THE SMELL!!! THE SMELL!!! @*#%

ok... maybe its only me that is allergic! They really do/mean no harm! arrrr... *sigh**



To think that I haven even started mentioning about the Dried Sweat Aroma

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Complained @ 9:23 AM

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

OOooo~ Dont you hate it when u cannot confirm which "friends" to trust with secrets and which ones not to?
Especially when you let them into your secret and specifically tell them NOT to tell~

Somehow, they would "accidently" Blab it out or "forget" then say the things to people that you SPECIALLY tell them that you don't wanna know...

Dont that piss you off?

For instance...

They would promise you not to show them the website, then they go and COPY & PASTE into another freaking page like "Words" to save and let the "intended" person read.
Iss'nt it the same as letting them know the website?


Except of course... technically its not the site, but it has the exact same content!

Is it any different from the promise of NOT telling the website? Of cos they can say:

"BUT I DID"NT TELL THE WEBSITE TO THE PERSON WAD"


ya... but...

  • You freaking PROMISED not to tell ANYONE damn it!
  • this shows you dont understand the meaning of "ANYONE"
  • "ANYONE" could be just anyone that knew or did'nt know about it.
    JUST FREAKING DONT TALK ABOUT IT!
  • you broke wadever little trust i had of you
  • I see you no up~
  • You purposely let them know information they were NOT supposed to know...
  • The content was NOT for their eyes,
  • blah blah

Don't they know that after breaking some trust, its hard to gain it back? Trust is always very important in friends...

I try to trust people as much as i can... Even though i detest how act cute and fake they are from day one... i still try to trust them and make friends first.

But how come those irritating assholes will still turn around to backstab? Dont they know how revolting they are?
Angelic me tried to befriend them out of goodwill but get stabbed all over?


Damn... Even angels will turn to devils after assholes betray trust!


ok... not that it matters... cos i make it a point not to aim at the asshole's friends but just at the main person itself! (notice that i use ITSELF! not even human... BITCH!)

Try it a few years ago and you will know how it was like to have a taste on my

MAMASAN BITCH BANANA POWER!


I think i've toned down loads with age~ Or maybe i am just too tired of it all already that i dont wanna care too much?


Moral of the story...
NV EVERY TRY TO CHEAT ME OF MY DELICATE FEELINGS! OR YOU WILL BE HATED FOR LIFE!

Actually i try not to hide anything from my beloved friends... If they want to know, find me directly and i will tell!!! sometimes i did'nt say is cos they did'nt ask!

ps: Aiya... actually wanted to scold another person one... but decided to scold this Bitch first cos of the Higher irritation level~ nvm... later i go confront the other one first b4 deciding whether to bitch or not about her~

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Complained @ 9:03 AM

Monday, June 25, 2007

thought of watching my drama serials but i suddenly remembered this blog and my partner says i haven't been blogging so I'M HERE!

anyway, i'm here to bitch.

my nickname is 'aunty' as commonly known to the wushu people... but i do NOT condone the actions done by those genuine 'aunties'... to a certain extent, i find them UNBEARABLE... obviously, some of them don't understand the meaning of being 'civilised'...

everything also so 'kiasu'... in queues or boarding the public transport, always wanna be the first one - squeeze push BLAH BLAH... buy things, want the cheapest - bargain argue BLAH BLAH... if that's the case, why won't they wanna be the ones to die first/early too? must live up to the 'kiasuism' spirit mah!

partner, you told me to write something to support the 'aunties' ah... sorrie, i just cannot think of anything positive about most of them except for the fact that they have more life experiences than me? lol... of course, i do acknowledge that there are some really refined, nice and CIVILISED aunties around... and i thank whoever up there for their existence because at least they prevent the whole 'aunties' community from being condemned!

now onto the blogs i don't read:

1) bloggers who blog in riddles - blog properly can? don't conceal your intended meanings by covering them up with a story that most of the readers won't understand... what's your point of blogging if people cannot even understand what you're saying? if you blog for your own pleasure and do not take into consideration of killing your readers' brain cells, do us a favour - don't publish your posts, or just freaking get a private blog.

sure, it's none of my business as to what others blog about, similarly it's none of their business as to what i bitch about either. to me, i just think that these people cannot bring themselves to face the realities, thus they need to conjure up things to mask their true emotions. it's okie to escape from reality - it's just human nature - but ultimately, you'll run back to the same spot again. to put things ugly, you're just wasting your time.

2) extremely angry or sad blogs - it's pure agony reading such blogs. it's okie to whine, but when it gets too much, tolong tolong, get a life please. you've much better things to do than to be angry or sad everyday.

3) inactive/abandoned blogs - DUH. don't get a blog when you know you don't have the time for it. you're disappointing every reader who goes to your blog to find out how you are or what you've been doing. "nothing to blog about" - a very common excuse... it just shows you're not treasuring your life enough. even if everyday is about mundane stuffs, there surely will be some things worth to be blogged on... blogging is all about sharing own's experiences and happenings... if you've got nothing to blog on, that means you need to do something about your life - it has no meaning... everyday is just passing like plain water and you're just getting older by the day... don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that blogging = meaningful life or blogging = life got meaning or things like that... simple life is a kind of bliss too... what i mean is, if you're really not blogging for quite a period of time or whatsoever reason, KINDLY TELL YOUR READERS so that they won't waste time going to your blog only to find no updates.

nothing to blog about? laziness will be the more likely reason.

anyway... the last thing i wanna bitch about is... it's okie to be lame, but don't be lame to the extent that people cannot stand you or worst still, cannot even understand you! you're just making a fool outta yourself. you may not realise it yourself, but people are just showing face to you but not telling you directly so as to avoid embarrassing you. 人要有自知之明。i don't know whether this is correct, but there's something which goes "wisers speak when there's a need to say something, fools speak when they need to say something".

i've been blogging for 6 years, and i know that i more often than not write controversial stuffs that don't go well with the majority or even offend people... but like always, i don't mention names... so if you think i'm talking about you, so be it... i don't really care... whatever you wanna feel is your own business, i take no responsibility for it... because you're the one who controls and decides your own emotions.

criticisms/comments are welcomed, flamings won't be entertained. if you wanna be lame, think twice, because i will shoot you back in such a way that you'll regret. haha...

almost everyone is nice unless provoked, i'm no different.


Complained @ 12:35 AM

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Blabber blabber... cough... ahem~

how come i'm the only one updating? PARTNER!!! WAKE UP!!!
(oo)<--pighead~
Anyway... wanna wish Car-Boom, KimYong and my Kamma a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!



Aiyo... 20 June very good date meah? So many people rushing to get born~ @*#%

16 Sep better~ Same as Lee Kwan Yew and David Copperfield! Both so handsome somemore~



Wadever... 20 June should be a good date ba~
My primary school friend even got married! *faints**

k la k la... 20th June is a not bad day~ @*#%

PS:why is that woman always the one that make people sign the cert? Its the same person for Reiko's ROM too~ Jiao says she's also the one for her sis's rom~

Wadever... Hope you all enjoyed as well!!! =)

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Complained @ 11:05 AM

Tuesday, June 19, 2007


I have to thank Fang for this interesting video!!!

Press the stop button if you dont want the blog background music to disturb the enjoyment of this programme! =)

I'm still not sick of it yet, and it never fails to cheer me up!!! =)


Anyone interested for Dinner?




Looks not bad right? Better eat more b4 the 7% GST! damn... they keep increasing the gst! what next?

GST + Service charge = WHOA!

Sometimes u even have to pay for service that is non-existant~

Why the nanapok hell do they have to keep increasing the price of things? Somemore nv increase pay? @*#%

maybe few years later we have to pay $10 for a bunch of BANANAS!

Last time police wearing shorts ate noodles at $0.20?




Something to remember? i used to eat Mee Siam at $0.30! thats for without egg, $0.50 is Mee Siam with egg!

Now... $1.50 - $2 for a miserable plate~

At least some people still have conscience... at least still have some places selling chicken rice at $2! nowaddays, even ice-kachiang also cost $1.50 already!!!




NVM~ I think i am damn crabby




Notice that i said crabby instead of crappy! (oo)

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Complained @ 9:39 AM

Monday, June 18, 2007

Aiyo... Ah Soh takes too long to update!!! ZZzZzzZ

Somebody faster go slap her!!! *Licks**

More on Bananas!!! WHOAHHAHA~ promote them b4 they become extinct~

Saw this watch on Ebay! Is'nt it nice??? Stylo Milo with a clock and a banana... The strap is NICE too!!! =)
But its SOOO damn freeking expensive!!! $104.65...

If its only $104.65 inclusive of shipping then i will consider!!!

damn... i really love going to Ebay to shop!


  • 1st, theres no irritating salesperson following u around like a dog...

  • 2ndly, U dont have to squeeze with the other idiots and AhSohs pushing here and there

  • Lastly, u can shop during office hours! WHOAHHAHAHA

Damn... there's always SOOO many things that i like online! Price for the items are also reasonable! ITS THE DAMN SHIPPING!!!

How come singapore sellers dont sell nicer items? @*#%

Shipping from USA or UK or wadever may cost more or even double the item that i want!!! GRRR~ if only i dont have to pay for shipping... my house will be filled with banana items/toys/clothes/blah blah already!!!

Ebay stupidly sent me a survey form... and of cos i feedback that the shipping cost is TOO high!

Singaporeans... Please sell nicer items so that i dont have to pay that much for postage!!!
Please with a sweet cake and a little cherry on top~ *whines**



Come come... everyone lets bitch about the postage... maybe they will lower the cost? Then can buy more things!!!WHOAHHAHA

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Complained @ 3:39 PM

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Issit my turn to post again??? *glees**

No insiration~ but... must "Ngeh-Si" post something so that AhSoh has no choice but to post!!! WHOAHAHAHA~

Today's topic will be about... SEX...

Haha... kidding~ (oo) i'm underaged remember!!! and Young & innocent &amp; cute & Gentle & u know u know~

Lets me just random rant!




Isnt he handsome? My dream guy!!! BEAN!!! WHOAHHA~









kk... Really really not funny~ (oo)



Anyway... why dont singapore sell nicer things like these?





or




Its always the same usual Other flavours for food~!!!

MUST SUPPORT BANANAS BEFORE THEY GOT EXTINCT!

If not they will start to smell & rot~
(ok... not funny... extinct... Stink... geddit?)


Come on Ah soh!!! Try to prvent the extinction of those AhSohs around too!
Especially those with BIG plastic bags banging u around in shopping centres, buses, mrt, escalators...blahblah~


Damn... i'd rather those get extinct soon!!! and fast!!! WHOAHHAHA~

AhSoh!!! hurry protect your own species!!! (oo)


I CHALLENGE YOU!!! NANANEPOOPOO!!! =)

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Complained @ 11:08 AM

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THE CONTEST!
(although only 2 participants -.-)

our participants are so clever! their answers are correct!!! it's MOTHER!!!

as BaNanA^_^ is one of the co-owners of this company, she won't get the prize of 1 year free membership but a KISS from me!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~MUACK~~~

so the 1 year free membership goes to WENG!! CONGRATULATIONS ^^


Complained @ 2:36 PM

Monday, June 11, 2007


My sister was using this N8250 because her phone was in repair!

Its a good phone! Very trustworthy/small/nice/loud! BUT... its not coloured
(unless you consider the blue light as a color)

Her friend was using the exact same phone cos he was in NS!
he told her that He was innocently taking the train as usual, and had the handphone on his lap...

Suddenly, one little boy sitting beside him told his dad

"Daddy... i think that guy is very poor! he's still using that phone!"

Of course, the poor guy hurriedly kept the phone in his pocket! He did'nt know whether to laugh or to feel Paisei!

WTH! Kids nowadays either have no manners! its either that, or they are too pampered and rich!

I really think that there is no problem using black and white phone! Its classic! and does'nt hang as easliy as the hi-tech phones nowadays! I personally used the N8250 when my K608i was under repair! Shamless me just hung it around my neck walking here and there!

Anyway, I still think that its a very good phone! Although old, But its still in superb working condition!

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Complained @ 2:05 PM

Sunday, June 10, 2007

IQ QUESTION!!!

Judge's son is a Lawyer,
Lawyer's father is a Police,
So who is Judge?


TAG US YOUR ANSWER AND STAND TO WIN 1 YEAR FREE MEMBERSHIP!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! CONTEST ENDS ON 12TH JUNE! HURRY!!


Complained @ 10:15 PM

Thursday, June 7, 2007



Registration for the Membership for
Banana & AhSoh Co Ltd
has started.

We specialise in protecting our valued members from violence!

Don't bother to look into a phone booth... its all reserved by Mr Superman himself already! Look in the dustbins instead!

Interested... Please shout for HELP! Or just dial 995!

Cost varies!
1st year ---> $100
2nd year ---> $85
3rd year and above --> $70 per year!
If you are the sickening type of person we dont like --> $1000 per day.

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Complained @ 2:14 PM