We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!

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Ok... so i lied~ She's not exactly wearing~

But seldom see her pose with a bra like this... so must kacchiao!!!=)


K la... dont say i bad!
Post one photo with her really in a bra ok!!!!


Hold your breath!!!
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TA DA!!!

SHE REALLY WEAR BRA HOR!!! WHOAHHAHAA~
I did'nt lie~



ok... now i better go hide before she kills me! (oo)

Labels: Jiao Bra

Complained @ 8:49 AM

I think the residents if block 201 are too noisy and inconsiderate!!!

Either they have to learn to keep their volume down so that the footballers can play in peace,

OR

They have to whisper over the phone when they complain!!



tsk tsk**

I think the government is pissed with those noisy and inconsiderate complains from the neighbourhood people... They have no choice but to put a sign... to "please" those complainers... but to "Suan" them back!



Bravo!!! *Applause!** =)





Moral of the story is...

Be considerate... stop complaining... and HAVE FUN!=)

Labels: Be Considerate

Complained @ 1:12 PM

Labels: legal n logical

Complained @ 10:00 AM

Stingrays!!! 2 of them appeared together!!!

One of them~ Acting cute too~

Nemo's Dad (Marline)

The happy family~

Some wierd starfish that i thought was seaweed~

They look like Ikan Billis here... but... they are MUCH bigger then that!!!

A blue starfish saying hi! (See the hand~)

The Sotong calling you a Sotong cos u did'nt go!!! SOTONG~

Some pretty colorful thing~

Some wierd polka dot thing~

And of cos... MY FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS TREE WORMs!!! (ok... they are not that nice after seeing them again... but... )

Huifang holding her leg in the water! paisei la... I went too high and the angle not nice~ (See the effect of the kannasai camera... NO COLORS ONE!!! @*#%)

Huifang, Me, Eric saying NANANEPOOPOO to you all that did'nt go! WHOHAHAHA~

Labels: Underwater Sights~

Complained @ 3:40 PM

Then grab some scotchtape...

Stick the tape on the part you want to peel... Rub on the scotchtape to maximise usage!

Peel off and enjoy the masterpiece! YOU DID IT!!! One patch down...

Keep it and frame it up if you want! Maybe one day you will be famous and everyone will be rushing to buy parts of your skin!!! =)

Labels: How to peel sunburnt skin

Complained @ 2:54 PM

I looks like just any normal, random photo of people walking around right?



WRONG!



Look closer...
EWWW~ Its filled with those irritating surveyors!
Usually they are from Prudential~

First they come saying :
"can we take up 5 mins of your time?"

Then you say cannot... but they go one asking
"do you save? you know the interest rates in bank?"
"Do you know our interest rates?"

blah blah~

Then u tell them not interested! Have already! Father owns a bank... and so on...


Then they go:
"Why not interested? You not worried about your future meah? Still so young... As long as you got savings we will help you grow!!!"

KNS! IRRITATING!!!

Thats one thing for sure @*#%
Now i avoid taking train to Jurong East just BECAUSE of them!
GRRRR...


Grrr... i got cheated TWICE into sitting there for Half hour!!! Nabeh!
Actually once was because the guy was cute and he asked me to help him to eat snake! (oo)


I wonder why Jurong east is always filled with irritating people!
If its not Prudential, its those "kind-hearted" people asking for donations!

Ya... "kind hearted"
So why is it always $2/$5/$10???
Then those poor people no money already you all can afford giving "free gifts"?


damn bloody hypocrite! I know they get some percentage from the donations! Nabeh!!! @*#%

At least those students with metal tins are better! Although they come in swarms, they dont go asking for $2/$5/$10!!! You can give how much you want!!!
Usually i just put all my coins in there!!!

See!!! They deprive me of going to the mamak stall to buy my koropoks!@*#%

So now... i usually just take the train to Clementi and take the bus from there!!!
Whee... Smart of me! =)

Labels: Irritating Surveys

Complained @ 9:26 AM

Thursday, August 16, 2007

i don't understand why humans are so selfish nowadays??????!!!!!!!!!!

F@#KING HELL playing maple story really makes my blood boil sometimes... or should i say MOST of the times... blardy hell... MAP SO BIG CANNOT SHARE?????????? IS THERE ANYTHING ENGRAVED ON THE MAP THAT SAYS IT BELONGS TO YOU??????????? tmd wtf i just logged into the game nia then kena chased out of the map... LIKE WTF I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING????????? i like singapore and she's my home, BUT I REALLY DON'T LIKE SOME OF HER PEOPLE... chucking the adults aside, kids nowadays are getting MORE and MORE unruly?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vulgarities fly about like nobody's business, insult one another's ancestors and parents, KIASU AND SELFISH TO THE MAX, what else?!!!!!!! i really wonder what have the parents been teaching them?!!!!!!!!! not only that, they spend their money like water... i really don't know whether to pity the parents or not... because apparently there ARE some parents who earn so much the whole day long and they don't have the time to keep their children company... thus they make it up by giving their children alot of financial freedom... GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! that's like the worst way to pamper a child... it would make them think that money is worthless and they can have as much as they want, as and when they want it... run out of money? get from parents lor... DUH?!!!!!!!!!

i really hope the society teaches them a lesson one day... BUT SERIOUSLY I THINK THIS SOCIETY IS DEGRADING... PUKESSSSSSSSSSSSS... everything is MONEY MONEY MONEY... if not then CERTS CERTS CERTS... damn bloody hell... it's so damn stressful living in singapore... all of a sudden, i wish i was born in some 3rd world country?! i'd rather be living a simple life, living on agriculture or those countryside life without all the competition and whatsoever... i'm SO sick of comparisons, trying hard to prove myself etc etc etc...... what's wrong with not being number 1? what's wrong with not being one of the best? can't i just be a normal human being leading a simple life?!

if i have lotsssssssssssss of money when i'm old, I WANNA MIGRATE TO SOMEWHERE WITH A SLOWER PACE OF LIFE... having been in singapore for 22 years, instead of getting used to the fast-paced life etc, i find myself out of breath more and more... DAMN...

i know there's no use in whining and bitching about issues which are not within my control, i just wanna let off some steam... THAT'S MY FREEDOM, NOT HAPPY THEN GO AWAY!

- angsty ah soh

Complained @ 2:38 AM

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Ah Soh bought this for me from London!!! WHEE~~~~

Dont Pray pray! Got 2 layers in the box hor~ *drool**

Wasted i was'nt there to collect it by myself then she had to pass it to leslie~@*#%

Bo pien! Then must share!=(
Only get to eat 2 pieces so far since we opened the box JUST before lunch!!!=(

Leslie took the rest of the box home! I hope that its still alive! @*#%

Labels: Chocolates

Complained @ 10:46 AM

So remember to conserve energy as often as we can ok! Even if its small things like shoes~ =)

Labels: Conserve Energy

Complained @ 1:57 PM

Today is the 1st day of the Hungry Ghost Festival~
Just a gentle reminder...

• Dont go home too late
• Dont anyhow talk
• Dont carry bells around
• Dont whistle at night
• Don’t move, renovate or marry
• Dont kick those burnt offerings

And so on!

Be careful~ She's looking for company!

Wadever... just be Kwai kwai for this month ok! =)

Labels: 7th month

Complained @ 9:33 AM

Anyway... Everyone should know what the Red/White/Moon/Stars stand for already~

The flag is used only by the President of Singapore. <--Big Shot flag~

Civil Ensign of Singapore

By-the-way... do you all know how to display our flag in front of any buildings?

Don't care... is they copy us! (oo)




Or even Poland!!! @*#%

Anyway... anyone has the tickets to this year's NDP? Its like a rare gem this year!!!

I WANT!!! bleh~ Any kind souls out there that has tickets but has nobody to go with? or even better... does'nt want to go? Please donate to ME!!! WHOAHHAHA~ =)

Labels: Happy Birthday SINGAPORE

Complained @ 9:25 AM

If only Singaporeans have a sense of humor~



Fertile Celebration
While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.
The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered,
"Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

*laugh louder**

This one reminds me of GARY!!!

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up.
After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly.
The passenger screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!"
The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window.
The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"
The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?"
The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again.
The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 80 now."
All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.
"There he is again," the passenger yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"
They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!"
The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
The old man gently replied, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"

*laugh loudest**

And FINALLY... just a gentle reminder to ALWAYS wear pajamas to bed!!! (oo)

*smirk*

Labels: Jokes

Complained @ 9:52 AM

ps: i'm just beside the pantry! can drink all i want~

Toilet is not so convenient though... have to tap the card to go out to pee, then tap to come back in~ (oo)

I seriously think that these few people make up the whole company already~ (oo)

Anyway... Am i creative or what~
Actually it goes one BIG round!
Eg: behind the pantry is the receptionist...

Cool ar~ but i'm still confused about the people/faces/departments...

Wadever... hope to get more organised about this place soon! =)

AH SOH!!! Do work leah... post about "Singapore" in maple also shiok!!! lol~

Labels: Seating Plan

Complained @ 10:42 AM

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Complained @ 10:26 AM

KK... Since i know that a few SPYC people do read but did'nt tag...
Decided to create something for THEM so that they would! WHOAHHAHAA



Imagine that you are sailing happily... then your laser capsized...



OH NO! HOW?




Banana & AhSoh Co Ltd presents to you...





A 5-STEP METHOD on HOW TO UP-RIGHT A LASER!



Easy right? WHOAHAHAH! =^_^=

Labels: How to upright a laser

Complained @ 1:46 AM

Labels: Wheel Clamp

Complained @ 10:46 AM

Labels: Throw face

Complained @ 4:22 PM

yeah... i've done some minor changes to this blog's template... i've changed the background colour to black so that my dear partner nana's posts can be made more outstanding as she loves to use different colours for them hehe... anyway black is the most suitable colour to reflect our attitudes... lol...

i know everything is not up to standard so... do give us feedback if you think that something is wrong somewhere! after all, i wanna make this blog pleasant to the eyes aesthetically so as not to cause any eye-strains...

last but not least, thanks for taking the time out to visit this blog =)

p/s: good luck to nana on her first day of work! ^^

- ah soh

Complained @ 3:21 AM