Labels: cartoon medley, Piano, power rangers

Complained @ 7:31 PM

After a conversation with Angie in the toilet just now,
WHY DO WE NEED TO WASH OUR HANDS AFTER PEEING?

You go into the cubical, close the door, strip, pee, wipe, unstrip, open the door, wash hands! HA! SIMPLE!

But why must we wash our hands if we did'nt even touch our pee?
(personally i use alot of toilet paper to wipe the surface of the toilet bowl that my ass would touch first before seating cos i hate feeling surprise wetness at my ass)

The worst! Why must we use the soap?
I mean, why do some idiots go EEEE if you dont use soap to wash your hands after peeing?
I did'nt even touch my pee! If its shitting i can understand... but not peeing! @*#%

If its about the bacteria, opening and closing the toilet doors after washing your hands with soap is enough to make your hands contaminated all over again~ so why wash?

Me... i personally wash out of habit...
And, as i've always known, I'M ABOVE AVERAGE!!!

But the next person that goes :"eee you never use soap" will get a puch in the ______ (fill in the blank)

Labels: Washing hands after peeing

Complained @ 12:50 PM

(Thanks to AhSoh's Email)

Labels: Casual Footwear Bazaar

Complained @ 3:38 PM

This entry is SUPER late...
But still want to update~ (oo)

Reached the Chalet and threw our bags into one corner...

Eating pads for snacks~

Super Nuagh~

Went to rent the BBQ pit at the only stall renting the BBQ pit...

Damn ex la!

But bo pien must rent~

Scandal in the kitchen...

Teaching wrong things to little kid~

But nvm la... Scandal got spark make the stingray spicier...

Prepare fire...

IDIOTs! =)

Vegetarian curry!

Too spicy too spicy!
1st time see bbq pit catch fire!

Burn the grass instead

Greedy pig! MUST SHARE LEAH!!!

ROMANTIC!!!

British Bulldog showing off his bbq-ing skills!

Drunkards

Mummy say cannot anyhow drink! 面壁思过!

The things people do when they are drunk

This is how we BBQ marshmellows~

Anyway... if anyone is wondering why one marshmellow is disfigured,

Its HanBin's Hard work!

A video HanPin helping us to BBQ during chalet!



I want more chalets!!! Next one will be with themes(Ninja) ok! (oo)

Labels: HanPin BBQ

Complained @ 2:13 PM

Labels: Shuqing Drunk

Complained @ 12:20 PM

Go to http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking+News/Singapore/Story/STIStory_290308.html for the whole story...
I dont know what to say but WTF!!!

Imagine the times we sleep EVERYWHERE! By everywhere i mean Shopping Centres, MRT, Macdonalds, Clarke Quay, Cinemas, Merlion blah blah... (Especially Bin and Weng!)
Next time can fine them $200 per nap! WHOAHHAHA

GRRR! Want to curse some idiots but too pek chek to start...
What is their motives for making people pay for sleeping?

Even the carparks in the parks/Sport complex blah blah...
Why do we have to pay parking fees? I thought that parks are places to relax and spend quality time with friends/family/lovers/scandals?
And the parking charges are not cheep ok!!!


__________________________________________
Convo between Fang-er and Me:
But really i think the park ranger just wanna find trouble lah
Wu liao
As if our park is a place of interest for tourist liddat, vehicle summon also not that ex lor
Siao one lor
Scarely next time if wanna slp on bench also must tear coupon then stick on forehead... then zombie everywhere
Got parking lot then got sleeping lots... not bad not bad
Then kanna fined again for scaring the tourist...
Kns
Then that time really every spot pays
No need erp but all the parking fees

____________________________________________

Just curious... Is our people too rich or the government too poor?

Labels: Costly park bench nap

Complained @ 5:06 PM

Labels: Dieh Stripping

Complained @ 1:56 PM

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and
substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one
fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and
conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein
that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve
your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia : High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in
potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So
much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana
industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the
risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England )
were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at
breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power.
Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning
by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help
restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey.. The banana calms the stomach
and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels,
while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing
the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in
Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like
chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers
found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The
report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to
control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods
every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw
fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It
also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the
lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling'
fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas
to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up
smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and
magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of
nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water
balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby
reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of
a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine,
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill
off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with
the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or
surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare
it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate,
three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice
the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one
of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that
well-known phrase so that we say, 'A banana a day keeps the doctor
away!'

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will
add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the
banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth.
Amazing fruit !!!

PPS: did you really read all those? I just saw that its all good things about Bananas and copied the whole mail here... WHOAHAHHAA~

Labels: So You Think You Know About Bananas

Complained @ 2:02 PM

Complained @ 10:24 AM

Labels: 7 deadly sins

Complained @ 1:44 PM

Watch a hongkong drama recently titled < 溏心风暴II之家好月圆>…

There are some phrases which I think were interesting or meaningful so decided to post them here share wif u all… After all, it has been quite some time since I last posted here…lol… I have directly translated some (others hard to translate…)

堂呀大過姑，姑呀大過姨，姨呀大過表叔公，表叔公大過表叔婆，表叔婆大過表伯，表伯娘，表叔，表嬸，表姑媽，表姑姐，表姑丈，表舅公，表舅婆，表姨婆，表舅父呀表舅母，表姨媽，表姨丈！
—an interesting riddle abt the family tree I tot... too bad cant translate into angmoh cos paternal n maternal form of address are the same…

我说你行你就行，我说你不行你就不行，你说你行我说你不行你还是不行，你说你不行我说你行你还是行！
When I say u can do it, u can. When I say u cant, u cant. Even if u say u can when I say u cant, u still cant do it. However, if u say u cant and I say u can, u still can do it!

要割禾就要先弯腰
In order to harvest, u have to bend down.
—dunno if still applicable to present since already got machine to do the job…lol

人在天堂，钱在银行
When u reached the heaven, ur money is still in bank.

炒菜冇油唔过青,穷人讲野冇人听
When cooking vegetables without oil, it will not get cooked. When poor speaks, no one listens to them.

行路莫怕山，行船莫怕滩
Dun fear mountains when travelling, dun fear rapids when sailing.

我身体比你好，你死的比我早
My health is better than urs, u’ll die b4 me
—I think it’s a touching line

有FEEL唔系大晒伽, 索唔系大晒伽, 爱情唔系大晒伽
Feel is not everything, hot figure is not everything and love is not everything.

Labels: moonlight resonance, 家好月圆

Complained @ 1:26 PM

Labels: Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

Complained @ 9:58 AM

by request of NANA~ here's my result!

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test...

Mo... Molybdenum

You scored 35 Mass, 35 Electronegativity, 58 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Take The Which Chemical Element Am I Test at HelloQuizzy

Complained @ 12:31 AM

Remember this website that i've written about few days ago?

ITS REALLY FREE SAMPLES!!!

One account can only request for only 3 samples a time! everytime u request, you have to wait for another 2-3 days before you can order again!!!

The catch is that you have to pay for the postage and need to write the reviews after you've tested the samples, then you get the points(X6) again to re-request for MORE samples...

This is what i got...

Put my hand there to compare the size!!!

WTF!!! Did'nt really expect such a BIG "sample" for the hair gel! the contact lens solution is also alot!!! <--and its comfortable lor

Wasted Leslie did'nt like the gel cos :"where got people use gel nowadays one?"
But i've tried it on him anyway and his hair did'nt stand or sit or get styled... Actually its TOO natural to notice any difference...

Anyone wants that "used only once" hairgel?
Will bring it to SP later and if you want it take it!!! WHOAHAHHAA (oo)

Abit sian is that you can only register your address ONCE!!! Joanne tried to register as well but can't cos i'm already registered under that address...

JOANNE!!! Dont worry! good things will share with you one!!!

PS: dont choose those with "sachet" cos its really damn bloody small!!! @*#%

Labels: FREE SAMPLES

Complained @ 10:04 AM

took the quiz...
this is my result...

I scored 31 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 35 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity…

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test...

He... Helium.

Take The Which Chemical Element Am I Test at HelloQuizzy

Conclusion: I m a 怪胎??

Labels: helium

Complained @ 10:21 PM

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test...

Si... Silicon

Take The Which Chemical Element Am I Test at HelloQuizzy

Labels: Silicon

Complained @ 9:46 AM