We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
Prison
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To beat up assholes!
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so u think u can dance season 4 is out le... recommended show..nice dance n contestants...
just put 3 of them here:)
1st to intro: Philip ChBeeb (not chey bye...)
he's got soft body part leh...
2nd to intro: Robert Muraine
entertaining dance...
3rd to intro: Kherington Payne
chio wif excellent skin complexion to me:)
Labels: sytycd 4
Complained @ 1:46 AM
Anyone interested to try to cook our own worms too?
Invite me to eat ok!!! =)
Labels: How to cook worms
Complained @ 1:45 PM
www.missbimbo.com
Its stupid and you cannot really do anything much with it...
My room~
The only thing i like about it?
You get to choose outfits for your bimbo to wear...
And i think my fashion sense is not bad! WHEE~
You get to go to the gym, dance, find boyfriend, change hairstyle/color, get a tann... blah blah...But why is the boyfriend sooo damn ugly~ @*#%
(this is the standard when you pick up at the clubs)
Just dont keep her naked!@*#%
Labels: Bimbo
Complained @ 11:06 AM
We got nothing better to do...
So where else can you go around in Singapore other then movie, shopping, eating, blading, blah blah....
Of course! Donating blood! why did'nt you think of that!!! WHOAHHAHAA~
Fang being tested for her blood group...
I was so scared that my blood squirted on the table!!!
Poor Jiao... Tried to cheat them into letting her donate blood...
Suay Suay got stopped AGAIN for being underweight! WOAHAHAHAHA
Cleaning the area before can poke the needle!
Its good that they put the white patch there...
cause when i got itchy fingers and tried to peep, the needle hanging there just looks revolting@*#%
Rock-a-bye bloody on the tree top...
MY BLOOD!!! i will miss you! kisskisssayangsayang
Fang: "Any color also can... Pink la"
WTH!!!
After hours of struggling and being a pest in the room, We Survived!!! YAY!!!
You will never know what can be done with that bloody squeezy thing they gave(oo)
And that is another idea on what you can do if you are bored~
*the end**
Labels: Donate Blood
Complained @ 11:06 AM
a music video--热浪 by 温岚...
wat is ur opinion on this mv's dance?
to me: she is just washing, conditioning, then combing hair, looking at mirror while styling her hair...
Complained @ 4:55 PM
Ismail Gary Kumar our beloved duck claimed to have injured his back during his IPPT...
But... given his cheekopek nature, i have many reasons to doubt his "innocent" reason...
A simple scenario that made his back injury more convincing given Gary's nature would be...
Gary the duck climbed up the HDB building to peep at _______ (insert girl's name) bathing!
A bigger view of him peeping...
Of course, being the duck he is, he got excited and started flapping around!
The girl, seeing a yellow duck outside the window of course, would be stunned...
She would grab any stick nearby (broom/mop/walking...) and poke it at the peeping duck!
The duck (gary) in a state of shock, would be too stunned to siam the stick!!!
And thats how he got his injured back!
But even after knowing of his cheekopek act, we are still nice people and would like to wish him...
Labels: How Gary got his back injured
Complained @ 11:20 AM
NOW, turn to look at something white n blink...
wat do u c??
that's the effect of opponent-process theory... hope u all see it :)
Labels: Opponent-process Theory
Complained @ 10:13 PM
Attached below is a photo of a tragic F1 accident.
Please do not scroll down if you cannot stand to see photos of accidents as it is quite gruesome...
i'm giving warning in advance so dont kill me if you get nightmares after seeing the photo...
DONT KILL ME!!!
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Labels: Terrible F1 Accident
Complained @ 6:08 PM
kk... so its not new anymore... (oo)
AND I'M NOT RACIST!!! the name just happens to be muthu...
go change it to XiaoMing, Mr Bean... if you not happy... lalala~
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?" Muthu replied:
"P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a
foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village... and Muthu said "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and
told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second
leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg
and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If
we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit
in the back. I will drive."
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then
when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*****WASH
BASIN******"
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
Labels: Muthu Jokes
Complained @ 10:02 AM
intro u to a gal... maybe some already know her… she's 7 now... she was 6 when she took part this tv contest, Britain's Got Talent, earning her 1st runner up... champion was Paul Pott then...
anyway just got chance to her her singing only recently... in my opinion, she sang really beautifully... also, she is cute...
CONNIE TALBOT
her final, singing her favourite song... Over the rainbow...
one of the songs in her debut album... difficult even to adults but she made it...
may listen to her other songs here:
http://www.imeem.com/fred8730/playlist/qR1cAof0/over_the_rainbow_connie_talbot_full_cd_album_updated_mus/
Labels: britain's got talent, connie talbot
Complained @ 11:38 PM
"House" for instance, Is feminine: "la Casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender
("la computadora"), Because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck
On accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Labels: Gender Question
Complained @ 2:22 PM
Why Chinese Shouldn't Have Christian (English) Name?
Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
So… still wanna get a Christian (english) name?? pls think 3 times…
Labels: christian name, dialects
Complained @ 1:16 PM