We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!

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Banana and AhSoh Co Ltd have expended more with the great support we received from the magazine, poster and campaigns.

Our first poster to stop child abuse was such a big hit that the animal lovers made us design a poster for them too.

Oooo, the BIG bucks they paid!
Its hard to capture a REAL life panda vixen to take a photo for us anyway...
BUT! WE DID IT!!!
She wanted to protect her own species and seeing how sincere we were, she agreed to pose for us with no strings attached!

Our posters can be found all over Singapore!
Keep a lookout for them!!!

Labels: Stop animal abuse

Complained @ 3:56 PM

Banana & Ah Soh Co Ltd have expended more with the great support we received from the magazine and poster!

We have expended even more this time and are now organising campaigns!


Our project this time is to make hookers around the world realise the importance of self-love!
It was a tough project as many did not want to talk about it as they kept nature of their job away from their family and close ones.
But with our support and determination, we managed to create an awareness for the use of condoms!
It was a huge relief to know that our project was a huge success! =)

Labels: Stop Unprotected Sex

Complained @ 10:49 AM

Banana & Ah Soh Co Ltd have expended more with the great support we received from the magazine.

We have expended even more this time and are now designing posters.
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Abusing your child may be fun.
BUT
Do you know what psycological impacts your child would have in the future?
He/She may resort to suicide, violence, robbing, stealing of underwears...
He/She may even RAPE you, the abuser, as they may think that you brought them up to SM!

The possibilities are endless...
So why wait?
Stop child abuse today!

Labels: Stop child abuse

Complained @ 11:10 AM

Banana & Ah Soh Co Ltd have finally expended and came out with a new source of entertainment.

Ever wondered why do people keep avoiding you? Why do some people turn away in a middle of a conversation? Why don't you have any friends?

Ps: You may stink.
Learn ways to counter the battle of the stench

Grab your copy today!

Labels: Stay Fresh

Complained @ 10:42 AM

The Contest Winner for the Banana Bedtime Story Contest is...............

*Drumrolls**


Mr Tay Chin Hock!
Although he's very BHB and voted for his own story, he still gets Macdonalds meal!

I know... the contest prize was supposed to be a happy meal, but, I'm nice! =)

Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest

Complained @ 10:05 PM

Labels: breakdance

Complained @ 12:12 AM

For those idiots that could'nt make it for the Grad Night on 18 Apr 2009,

Labels: Grad Night on 18 Apr 2009

Complained @ 5:44 PM

How to change the bearings of your Roller-blade

First, unscrew the wheels from the blades!
Wipe the blades with a wet tissue because it's CONFIRMED dirty!


Next, try to find some source for bearings...
They range from about $0.50 - $2.00 (I get mine for free! NANANEPOOPOO!!!)

Its usually quite hard to remove the old bearings from the wheels!
Find some vice and something else to knock the bearings out...
Wipe the wheels with a wet tissue cos its CONFIRMED dirty too!

Fix the new bearings into the wheels! You need about 16 pieces as 2 bearings are needed for each wheel!

Fix the wheels back to the blades!

PS: I use wet tissues so that i can just throw it away instead of washing a cloth! =)

Labels: How to change bearings for roller blade

Complained @ 3:01 PM

How to make pickled papaya~

First get a unriped green papaya~


Chop it into half, remove the seeds and shave the skin!


Chop it into smaller pieces and start shaving it into little thin slices~


Add a few chilli padi for color, half a bottle of white vinegar, agar agar half packet of fine sugar and stir!


Stir till the sugar dissolves or the papaya looks soggy...
Taste it and see if its nice~ add more sugar or vinegar if needed...

Leave it to soak and walk around the house till you finally remember about it again!
Pack it into bottles and throw it into the fridge~

Eat whenever you feel like it! Best served chilled!!! =)

Labels: How to make pickled papaya

Complained @ 10:44 AM

After watching "Departures" i went to www.pianofiles.com to try and request for the "Beethoven Symphony No.9" song because it sounds SOOO nice!!!

But... i got damn sian half when i opened the file and saw this!

With my standard, i know i should'nt even bother to start trying...
And after seeing that its 88pages long... @*#%
PS: Tell me if you want to try... i can E-mail/MSN you the file~

But... go watch the movie if you have not seen it!

It may be abit slow moving, but what do you expect from a movie with a main topic about funerals! @*#%

Labels: Departures

Complained @ 10:56 AM

OKOK!!!
Contest ends!
Got quite a few submissions!!! Though i know most are done unwillingly~ (oo)

The voting results....

The winner is Chin Hock! Though he very BHB vote for himself, i still have to treat him his HAPPY MEAL!!!
Super KNS!!! OOI!!! When free? huh huh huh!!! =)

Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest

Complained @ 10:47 PM

Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha

Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com

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Our 13th contestant is Chin Hock!!!

once upon a time, there was a banana that keeps pestering me for a story... it was so irritating that i feel like peeling her banana skin off and squashing her insides to a pulp
and while she's still alive, maybe throw her into a wok of hot oil and make goreng pisang

the end

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If you think you can write better then Chin Hock, Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha

Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest

Complained @ 11:50 AM