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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Naipa showed a website with this info the other day...

I think i am slightly underpaid... bleh!!!
Ok la... to be fair... i started off with $1600... so of course i'm getting a wee bit more now!!! (oo)


But! <--(there's always a but)
why is your pay based on the course you study in? Is there really a difference?
After all, we paid the same school fees right? hmmm


Anyway...
Eugene coach said that after the LuoHan craze, people threw all their unwanted LuoHans into the rivers... Destroying our natural species...
Idiot HuiFang just had to say
:" Singapore is bringing in foreign talent"

*cold***

But we Singaporeans
really have to struggle with the standards of living now!

Although foreign talents accepts lesser pay, does it really mean that the standards are there? For one, their understanding of the English language is KNS!

i think i meant... Are they coming to singapore to work or for sex?
Maids going out with Blanglas
Rich old fat balding AngMos fucking sexy young maids
maids seducing their "sir"

(i don't have a thing against maids... but its the only examples i have and i think its disgusting)

I have a burmese collegue...
i thought that he's always bullied cos he does'nt really understand the instructions given to him, thus always getting scolded for no reason...
I always made the effort to be EXTRA nice to him...

AND YOU KNOW WHAT!!! HE FUCKING TRIED TO FRAME ME UP! @*#%

he said it SOOO convincingly that it was my fault that i got SOOO angry i scolded him on the spot!

KNS! Sometimes it just does'nt pay to be nice...

Okok... back to topic...
The moral of the story is that, although foreign talents are cheeper, and come from less advanced country, it does'nt mean that they are hardworking or honest or nice...
they could be slow, cunning, noballstoownuptowhattheyhavedone, and goddamn lazy to grow things in their farm so they are coming Singapore to cheat money!!!

Another moral of the story? Dont hire sooo many foreign talents! Although Singaporeans demand higher pay, at least we are Singaporeans! must help help support our own people!
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys!

Still not convinced?

Received this in the email from a vessel's captain...
It shows an sms from a runaway crew saying that he's going home!
And he really ran away that night!!! @*#%
(so much for loyalty)

SO, why bother hiring them? Get singaporeans! Pay them more!!! At least they have nowhere else to run to~ (oo)

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Complained @ 10:49 AM

Saturday, October 27, 2007

wow!! my 1st entry for this company...

sth interesting... post any photo then wif a little editting u'll will get ...


Create Your Own GushyGram
Visit MushyGushy.com

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Complained @ 3:38 PM

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Anyone interested to learn Wushu?

Our "beloved" JunMing

Will be starting a class soon at Sembawang CC, Under

(i think he secretly likes our XuanXuan)


Interested? (Either in him, or Wushu), the details are:


Cost: S$75.00 for 8 lessons
Day: Every Monday
Time: From 7.30 - 9.30pm


Date of Birth: 31/07/1984
Age: 23 years old
Gender: Male
Race: Chinese
Citizenship: Singaporean
Mobile Phone: 91019240



Interested? please go the Sembawang CC website to register

Any enquiries... please email: xuansports@yahoo.com.sg

The sembawang CC website is:
click here

PS: Girls preferred... Guys also 勉强 can!!! WHOAHHAHA~
PPS:Interested, help to spread this around
ppps:Not interested also spread around
pppps:Show your support ok! =)

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Complained @ 3:27 PM

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
We are hereby pleased to announce to you...
A new member of this page!!!
WHOAHHAHA~
MISS HUIFANG!
*clapclap**
Hope that she has a whole lot of crap to entertain us! =)

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Got this from an email......

I am sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey show in Chicago where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true .

Statements like "if I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they (my clothes) are made for upper-class white people." His answer to Oprah was a simple "YES" where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.

Suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. If we are small, then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We! have to see the result of unity. Let's find out if Asian, Jews and Non-white really plays such a small part in the world. Stop buying all range of Hilfiger products, perfume, cosmetics, Clothes, bags, etc.

_________________________

Damn... I cannot stand Racist people! KNS~
ok... so i complained about AngMos most of the times... but thats cos they are so bloody damn cocky! @*#%
Blanglas are also OK! some are even cute! Minus the smell of course~
Heck damn it... i cant stand all smells that builds up my pisai or make me sneeze~ @*#%

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Complained @ 11:08 AM

Saturday, October 20, 2007

XUAN!!! Happy 21st!!! Its your BIG day... and since you are SOOO far away...

We've decided to SEND you a MAN!

Don't worry... He's perfect... although abit short... but he has the muscles at all the right places!!!

We used all our internal energy to make him come alive!!!


Although he seems abit gay...


He's got all the girls swooning over him!!!

Dont worry... he told us that he will love YOU and only YOU!!! He's now teleporting to Australia via Sand express to find you!!!


Hope that you like it!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *kisses**

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Complained @ 11:07 AM

Thursday, October 18, 2007

This is what HUIFANG the idiot wrote on a mysterious whiteboard near our training grounds~

No... She did'nt flip the board over or anything... but wrote it freehand, standing, this side up~ @*#%

KNS! HOW MUCH MORE IDIOTIC CAN SHE BE??? (oo)

ps: The drawings are the nicest right? Dont deny~

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Complained @ 10:03 AM

Monday, October 15, 2007

Imagine that you are out with your friend.
It was supposed to be a nice outing...
Although it was a good friend, you felt as if you went out alone...

WHY?

Maybe its cause you got bad breath? <--No
Maybe its BO? <--No
Maybe you have nothing to talk about? <--No
Maybe you are moody? <--No

Then WHY WHY WHY???

THATS BECAUSE THAT BLOODY COMPANY YOU ARE WITH IS BUSY SMS-ING!!! @*#%

KNS!!!! SOOO PISSED!!!

When u talk, it will go "huh?" then u have to repeat
When u walk, u have to pull it in case it bangs into a pole/wall/people
When u order food, it have to help it order as well
When u queue, u queue alone
When u eat, u play with the food instead


Then when you're done, you still have to BLOODY wait for that person it it did'nt have enough time to eat finish it's food cos it's still SMS-ING! FUCK!

I'd rather go out alone... waste my time!!! @*#%

At least i can walk/eat more freely right? I will still have enough time to go walk around instead of wasting my bloody time!!! Damn... makes my blood boil! KNN!!!

Its not so bad if you are in a group or have more then 2 person...
But at least respect the person you are with la!!! Minimise the SMS/Phonecalls!!! KNS~
NOT keep going at it throughout the whole journey!!!
AND... Dont show that bloody face if u want to SMS and quarrel/fight/get pissed at the other party!
Its YOUR fault! DONT CARE!

Who asked you to have no basic courtesy? Especially when u are out with ME! @*#%

PS: I used IT since the person has NO manners, therefore i have NO manners too~(oo)

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Complained @ 12:41 PM

Friday, October 12, 2007

SENTOSA for Wushu peeps tomorrow!!!
10am @ harbourfront control~ (oo)

Anyone coming call/sms:
Ismailgarykumarleechunheibteyvonneyvonnesakuraheihei
walawalabangbangahpotatokantanchiuziornibreakchairfallball


No plans for there... just around... play water... wadever nuagh nuagh~
SO be prepared and dun say boring... cos NO PLANS!!! (oo)


Anyone got backup plan incase of rain/tsunami/snow/earthquake/volcano eruption?

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Complained @ 5:39 PM

Thursday, October 11, 2007

hate doing group work. hate being made the group leader UNWILLINGLY and having to compile all the shits from the group members.

COME ON MAN. i've already done my part in sending out the project details, delegating jobs etc way before the deadline. all i ask for is whatever teeny-weeny co-operation that the group members can give by sending me their parts 2 nights before the submission deadline. not a very difficult task eh? it's just THAT easy, taking in consideration that i only have one miserable day to compile everything.

and there, this fucking irresponsible bitch has the cheek to tell me right in the face that she hasn't completed another half of her part and would "TRY" to send it to me by yesterday night.

and guess what, she even had the fucking face to send me the half-done part to me yesterday night and gave the SAME fucking reason as what she gave me in the morning as to why she couldn't complete her part. worst, at the very end of the email, she said she would "TRY" to send me by tonight. deadline is tomorrow, SO WHAT'S WITH THE "TRY" THING? she fucking HAS to send it to me! WHAT "TRY"?

HELLO? it's been 5 days and you can't even churn out 500 words? you have your commitments, i don't have? what is 'cannot understand my part so i'm still trying to understand'? i did say in the email that we were to clarify whatever doubts DURING THE LAST WEEKEND didn't i? 2 days not enough to clear doubts? no replies no nothing, think i very nice to mess with eh? don't give me fucking bullshit like 'never read email', you jolly well knew you had a group project to do, and you dared to leave it to the last minute?

why should i be made to burn midnight oil just because of some irresponsible people? think i no life? since she's so buay paiseh to give me bullshit, i also buay paiseh to show her colours too. i told her to send me by today AFTERNOON, not TONIGHT. i don't have so much time to give her. i fuck care whatever she has to do, if the rest of us can sacrifice our own time to do the project, i don't see why she can't.

sure, this project has no marks or bearings on our results, but i just fucking hate people taking me for a ride. i haven't taken a look on what she sent me, but i know i'm gonna get pissed later on. seriously what can irresponsible people produce? i had too much of such things back in poly.

fucking bitch.


Complained @ 10:27 AM

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Today is Joanne/Adeline/Caiwen's Bird-Day!!!

Since they are all girls, Lets wish them a Happy Birthday Girly Style~


May your Nanapoks grow bigger and BIGGER year after year!!!

WHOAHHAA~ =)

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Complained @ 4:17 PM

Monday, October 8, 2007

This is SOOO KNS~

I also want to make MTV already la~ (oo)

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Complained @ 1:53 PM

Friday, October 5, 2007

To Mr Thinker~ (The nanapok that drank ALL the milk~)

This... is Celine!!! A nice gentle innocent kind caring girl!
<--like ME!

Sexy??? She's taken... awwww~

Anyway... This entry here is to tell her to Get Well Soon!!!

THIS IS A COMMAND! GET WELL SOON! NOW NOW NOW! @*#% *growl**

k la... lets be more romantic~

Get well soon ok~ *giggles**

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Complained @ 9:23 AM

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Today is Brandon and Laken's Birthday!!!

May you be happier, wiser, nicer, cuter, handsomer this day!

I said day and not year cos i know that they cannot remain wise, nice, cute, handsome for the whole year... so lets just let them be happy for a day! =)

WHOAHAHHAA~

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Complained @ 2:10 PM

Monday, October 1, 2007

Went to KL's ChinWoo with Leslie, Jiao, Winston and his kids during the weekend~




Immediately felt WELCOMED inside~



This was our host at KL ChinWoo. They call him 牛哥! (right guy la)

He's so old but still so nimble!


Anyway... Every trip always have to have a group photo!
The Main attraction is OF COURSE the 2 sexy girls and the guy in the photo frame behind~


They did evil trainings there...

Eg...


Kicking our own kinds around~



body slamming,



Dagger Throwing

Rope hanging,


And raping dummys,



Some talent scounts walked passed, and the 2 sexy girls got spotted and made fashion models overnight!



Anyway... I've never seen people take group photos with such a serious face before! It seems that this group cant smile! (oo)



Saw a sexy star in sunglasses on the way back~



Dont try to take her autograph... cos her stuck-up pet cow will bite your ass OFF!!!



***the end***


No inspiration to write cos AhSoh is still hibernating and the tagbox is lifeless~ *bleh**

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Complained @ 5:43 PM