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It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!

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Since i think Wahjong is the best, i'll use that as a demo...
You get to choose a room with as many "Tais" as you want!
(Don't over estimate yourself)<-- really not easy

This page will appear... It shows which room has space for one more player... <--meaning YOU

Get into the room, and wait till all players are ready...


You get to "Pong""Chi""Gang""Hu" just like normal mahjong!!!
The best thing is that... *drumrolls**

YOU CAN PLAY IT IN OFFICE!!! WHOAHAHAHAHA~ (oo)

ps: my username is bananatan85, fang-er's is Clarinet_87
Add us if we know you ok!!! WHOAHAHHAA~ <--Ah soh... hint hint

Labels: Wahjong

Complained @ 3:31 PM

Labels: gymnastics, 翻滚吧男孩

Complained @ 3:52 PM

Dear friends,

I have recently started my business in local SGX stocks trading. It is a startup on my own and I am currently in the phrase of acquiring clients. I am having a base of more than 10 clients at the moment and looking to expand more into this business.

Hope to garner your support and if you do know of friends/colleagues who trade or wish to gain passive profits, I will appreciate most if you can refer them to me.

Below is of what I am offering:

"Profitable buy/short calls for the local Singapore Stock Market"

I am offering stocks tips for our Singapore SGX markets. It is based on a technical analysis system and purely screened out by the computer on what to buy or short. The accuracy hit rate is between 70%-80% high...

You will definitely not lose out if you give me a chance to show you my technological system on my laptop and how the computer screens how credible stocks to profit from the market. These are my personal strategies which I formulated and I am making a consistent gain on average of $200-$800 within a day or a week. That is just my passive income.

I just simply SMS and email you every morning before opening trade the buy/short calls and you act accordingly with your personal broker or online trading. It is safe and secured without me physically handling any of your accounts. Just a call away from earning passive income.

If you are keen, I can offer you free tips and you see for yourself how accurate and the potential amount you will earn from the stock markets no matter the trend is up or down...you will still profit.

Simply email to STI.Trades@gmail.com so as we can explore further on the profitable markets. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Thanks!

All The Best
Jerry

PS: His number is 94782028! call him ok~~~ =)
He's single/gay/availabla... interested call him as well~ WHOAHAHAHA~

Labels: Stocks

Complained @ 12:04 PM

Very long never bitch already!
Life is not as exciting as before...

Lets all go jump down...



Lets strangle ourselves for the sake of it...



Why not murder someone just for the kick?
I'm goddamn bored! Life needs more excitment then just sitting down in the office from 9-6, then go home eat and sleep!

For outings, its always that same few places in singapore...

Something entertaining has to be done!!!
Somthing thrilling... something fun... <--like vendalism


i'm growing mould...

Labels: Bored

Complained @ 2:54 PM

All prices include renting of diving equipments!

You can choose between going to Pulau Aur, Dayang, Tioman!

Lessons and pool trainings will be given before going to the open seas so you are perfectly safe!!!

The instructors... TJ & Stellar

Both equally idiotic!!!


We can all go on the same weekend even if we are taking different course! Friday night depart, Saturday have 3 dives, sunday 2 dives then back to singapore!

EXCITING!!!
Interested? Tell me then i organise!!! WHOAHAHHA~

Make you all more "Gian"

The LICENCE!!! WHOAHAHHAHA

Labels: Diving Course

Complained @ 10:55 AM

just a casual thought abt bubble tea

dunno issit just coincidence or wat... not just one time le... assuming pearls n drink is abt the same amt.(becos the service person is the same so i assume she gives the same), when drinking green tea i find that i will tend to finish up the drink first. then for milk tea i will finish up the pearls first... overall just think that the rate of pearls being sucked up is lower for green tea as compared to milk tea..

wonder if u all also have the same experience???

Labels: bubble tea

Complained @ 2:30 PM

A Real Cut Throat movie...

Trailer



The Story:
Benjamin was arrested for nothing and jailed for 15 years cos some asshole Judge Turpin fancies his wife Lucy.

15 years later, he came out with a new hairstyle(white streek) and no one can recognise him! Then he changed his name ...

He sang this song:
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit!
And the vermin of the world inhabit it


Set up a barber upstairs the most lousy pie-shop in london! And they scheme to kill that bloody judge with "I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."
i like the way they want to kill the fat prist cos he has more meet for their pies!


A "handsome" young Anthony Hope , falls for this "pretty" joanna after seeing her sing in her room... (The bloody judge locked her in there) <--she's Sweeney's daughter

Judge of cos wont let her date the handsome guy... cos he himself wants to marry Joanna!!! @*#% Damn cheekopek la~

So kill kill kill! Blood squrts everywhere after the guys went for a shave! He just slits their throats!!! damn "painty" lor~

After that... he will step on a lever and the trapdoor opens and the dead bodies went "PIAK" onto the basement downstairs!

Anyway... His barber skill is not bad! He managed to win some Barber-performer idiot!!! And KILLED him after he came to blackmail him at his shop! They kept the small boy as a helper!
Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd killed happily! I like the scene where Mrs. Lovett daydreams about the future!!! WHOAHAHHA~


Anyway... he kill kill kill, in the end killed his WIFE! THE ONE HE LOVED SOOO MUCH! OMG~
Mrs Lovett bluffed him that he died~


Don't think you all will watch la... so add the spoiler end in here~


In the end, that mad old woman he killed is his wife! He found out later and was very sad!
Killed Mrs Lovett in that furnace thing, and hugged his dead wife!
In the end, that little boy they kept killed him with that blade and he died hugging his wife...


~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~


Its refreshing to see a evil musical... damn it! I like Mrs Lovett's clothes!!! WHAOHAHHA~
Joanne find that there's too much killing though~

Labels: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Complained @ 10:05 AM

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting Department.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
I. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

Labels: HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

Complained @ 9:48 AM

Labels: kuso, v'day, 情人节, 我们这一家

Complained @ 12:00 AM

Do anyone know the meaning for those roses?



Short History Lesson:
In mediaeval times, it was believed that the birds chose their mates on Feb 14th and so that connection with love arose. Choosing a loved one on this day might also have some connection with the Roman festival of Lupercalia, which used to take place at this time of year.

St Valentine himself was a Roman martyr who lived in the 3rd century. He is now the patron saint of lovers, but he did nothing in his lifetime to warrant this.
ps: He's just a romantic jailbird (oo)

kk... on a lighter note... GIFTS!
Everyone is getting flowers and gifts... so this is some idiotic ways guys and girls think...


Chocolates
To the Guy - She's sweet!
To the Girl - Does he seriously want me to get fat? Because if that's what he wants, that's what he'll get.

A Teddy Bear
To the Guy - Here's a snuggly, wuggly bear for my honey!
To the Girl - Great. Now I have to share the bed with two furry animals. At least this one won't snore.

Roses
To the Guy - She'll know how serious I am about my love for her.
To the Girl - He didn't even cut off the thorns? Now there's two ways for him to give me a little prick.

Dance Lessons
To the Guy - It'll be nice to do something she likes for a change. Plus, we don't get to see each other enough.
To the Girl - If he's trying to prove to me, once and for all, that he's really not gay, he may want to rethink this gift.

A Vibrator
To the Guy - I'm inadequate in bed.
To the Girl - He's inadequate in bed, but at least now I'll be able to have one of those "orgasm" things everyone keeps raving about.

An Original Poem
To the Guy - I know it's a little cheesy, but she really draws out my romantic side.
To the Girl - How does this poem suck? Let me count the ways: The iambic pentameter is all messed up. It's unstressed, stressed, unstressed, not stressed, unstressed, unstressed. Oh, and hug and love do NOT rhyme. Don't quit your fucking day job, Lord Tennyson.

An Engagement Ring
To the Guy - This diamond represents our love: beautiful and eternal.
To the Girl - Yes! I've officially given my last blow job!

A Star Named After Her
To the Guy - Now every time we gaze ino the night sky, we'll be reminded of our undying committment to each other.
To the Girl - So it's not that bright, it's distant, and it takes forever to finally get to you? I'm glad that's how he thinks of me. Here: I've named the couch after him. Hopefully he'll sleep on it.

ps: girls are NEVER easy to please~


Happy Valentine's Day to Everyone =)

Labels: Happy V-Day

Complained @ 5:42 PM

正月=period of time where ,女媧(nuwa), the godness, created the world...

1st day= chicken
2nd day= dog
3rd day=pig
4th day=goat
5th day=cow
6th day=horse
7th day=human beings
8th day=cereal
etc...

therefore 7th day of the 1st lunar mth is also our bday=人日

this custom is from Han Dynasty, they used to wear 人勝(rensheng) on their heads or put sliced gold(so rich siah...) they also compose poems... at later dynasty, Emperors also grand beautiful clothes to his fellows on this day.

if weather fine on this day= good luck to us...

pple also avoid 杀身 since it's birthdays of different animal...

Complained @ 11:40 PM

There's too much pent up stress around...
See what happened to a poor paper clip?

damn it... Why must people imitate Fang-er of ALL the people in the world~ *sigh**

Labels: Stressed

Complained @ 12:39 PM

just sing a Happy Birthday song to the lion...lalala

Complained @ 11:53 AM

Kk... so we somewhat gate-crashed... But sometimes we need more excitement in life right?

AH SOH!!! WAITING FOR YOURS!!! @*#% seems sooo long~

Labels: Jiao Lian's ROM

Complained @ 10:35 AM

Banana, AhSOh & Fang-er hereby wishes EVERYONE...
鼠年快乐！！！

The Rat (Chinese:鼠) was welcomed in ancient times as a protector and bringer of material prosperity. It is the first of the 12-year cycle of animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac related to the Chinese calendar. Rat is associated with aggression, wealth, charm, and order...


For Good luck:

• Opening windows and/or doors is considered to bring in the good luck of the new year.
• Switching on the lights for the night is considered good luck to 'scare away' ghosts and spirits of misfortune that may compromise the luck and fortune of the new year.
• Sweets are eaten to ensure the consumer a "sweet" year.
• It is important to have the house completely clean from top to bottom before New Year's Day for good luck in the coming year.
• Some believe that what happens on the first day of the new year reflects the rest of the year to come. Asians will often gamble at the beginning of the year, hoping to get luck and prosperity.
• Wearing a new pair of slippers that is bought before the new year, because it means to step on the people who gossip about you.
• The night before the new year, bathe yourself in pomelo leaves and some say that you will be healthy for the rest of the new year.
• Make sure you have enough money to free 5 birds instead of 2...
  

Avoid:

• Buying a pair of shoes.
• Buying a pair of pants is considered bad luck. The word "pants"(kù) is a homophone for the word for "bitter"(kŭ) in Cantonese.
• Washing your hair is also considered to be washing away one's own luck
• Sweeping the floor is usually forbidden on the first day, as it will sweep away the good fortune and luck for the new year.
• Talking about death is inappropriate for the first few days of Chinese New Year, as it is considered inauspicious as well.
• Buying books is bad luck because the word for "book" is a homonym to the word "lose".
• Avoid clothes in black and white, as black is a symbol of bad luck, and white is a traditional funeral colour.
  
  
  新年快乐, 恭喜发财, 歲歲平安, 恭喜發財,紅包拿來
  
  
  ps: 16 Feb 2008 we go tuan bai!!!
  PPS: Please dont wear black
  PPPS: Wear black must stay outside everyone's house~ (oo)

Labels: 鼠年快乐！！！

Complained @ 11:28 AM

Damn it... went to 2 different salons and they refused to cut it for me...
One said its outdated and the other said its ugly...
My parents got angry after looking the photo of this cut...
blah blah...

The other convinced me to change to something more modern...

Damn it... Not my style at all lor~~~~ @*#%

Now my super thick hair became more obvious after cutting and she REFUSED to help me "thin" my hair cos she says its the "look"
-I look rounder cos its short and she said that its supposed look thinner...
-I feel like cleopetra everytime i look into the mirror~
-Leslie said that i look fatter and got my 蘑菇头 again...
-She said that not alot of people will cut it cos its quite "daring"... in the end, i went to SP and saw JANICE of all people with one side long one side short hair as well! @*#% NABEH... (of course i look MUCH prettier and nicer la)

Damn it... sooo many cons... and i was hoping to get compliments for the new year...

Moral of the story is:
Never trust your hairstylist to cut a "modern" haircut for you and always insist that she cuts the photo of the style you want" *cries**

Labels: Haircut

Complained @ 4:44 PM

Monday, February 4, 2008

beautiful, artistic music video of an old song... enjoy:)

Complained @ 8:00 PM

Just found out that our MRT lines will be like that in the near future...
Quite complicated, but still not bad...

Then i saw THIS!
Our MRT line in the not so near but not so far future!!!

OMG! This time i'm going to get lost! Now with that north-east line, i'm already half confused... then the Chua Chu Kang line is still alien...
Damn it... i'm really going to get a car if this goes on~ @*#%

Imagine :
"Mr police...i'm confused?"
"Oh cute 美女, why are you confused?"
"i'm confused because the color that i like doesnt go to my house... and i dont like green! Why must i take the green line home of all colors? I want to take the yellow line but it does'nt go to Jurong! WAHHHHH" <--(imagine tantrum throwing and tears)
"(-_-!!)"

kk... not funny~

Labels: MRT

Complained @ 10:19 AM

i don't know, but perhaps some people get a kick outta being hostile AND sarcastic towards certain people.

if someone has explicitly offended you or did something that you don't like, please be nice enough to tell that person where he/she has gone wrong and not resort to childish antics like ignoring that person, lambasting really rude words on him/her, or say really sarcastic stuffs. how on earth is he/she gonna know why he/she is being treated that way without you revealing any reason? then of course that person would continue doing what you don't like, then the more you get pissed at him/her, blah blah. the vicious cycle continues.

if you do not like that person, say it out loud. or do you not have the guts to do so?

we're all adults already, can't things be solved in a more amicable way? got problem, voice it out, no need to beat around the bush. not everyone has as much time as you to play mind games.

another thing is, in the virtual world of internet, some people really need to learn what is 'online etiquette'. it's precisely because the internet world is SO virtual, people gotta realise that different people interpret the same sentences differently.

"I'm SO happy that you FINALLY got what you wanted HUH!"

on the first read, the above sentence may sound sarcastic. try reading it another way in real life, it may exude another kind of emotion altogether (excitement, elated). caps may emphasize words and amplify their meanings, but when they're used in a negative way, chances are you're gonna offend people or rub them the wrong way. the above may be a bad example, but what i wanna say is, it's precisely because you never know whether the reader interprets your meaning the way you intended it to, thus you should be wise enough in the usage of caps and certain words so as to minimise conflicts and misunderstandings. not everyone is a psychic, thus you cannot assume that your readers know what you actually meant.

give proper respect where and when it's due. do not undo to others what you do not want them to undo to you.

others do not owe you a living, and thus should not be rubbish cans for you to dump your trashy behaviour into.

- ah soh

Complained @ 1:02 AM