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yoyoyo everyone... i'm here again... don't think anyone missed me right... because my bitching posts ain't as entertaining as my partner's... hahahaha... partner xin ku ni le! ^^
partner has given me 2 topics to blog about, namely 'transformers' and 'social responsibility' in singapore... eh, i have to say that i have no childhood ah wahahahahaha... as in i didn't watch much television, much less cartoons... no interest in them lol... even until now... so don't bother asking me anything related to the television =X therefore, 'transformers' this topic is out! (you can't ask me to blog about the movie either, because i don't even have a slightest inkling of what 'transformers' itself is about... lol)
now onto the 'social responsibility in singapore'... eh... actually i don't quite understand this term but i'll try to interpret it and blog la huh... if there's anything wrong with this post then just ignore haha...
social, social... it simply means it has something to do with humans in the society... so i assume that 'social responsibility' is related to how we make the society a better place for everyone to live in??? yeah so let's start with the 'don'ts'...
1) when taking the mrt, DON'T open your legs so wide that they touch the legs of the people at your 2 sides... ESPECIALLY THE GUYS! i don't freaking care if that's the way you sit normally or that your balls are freaking big, just get this into your head: it's bloody irritating and rude! just fooking keep to your alloted space and sit properly! @$^%$^%@#$!@
2) again, mrt-related... if you guys have no SPINES, don't take the mrt please... it's really frustrating to have people leaning against the grab poles which leaves others without anything to hold on to!!! there are only so many hand grips available, you'll be causing other commuters alot of inconvenience (worst still, their chances of falling over increase!) if your bloody back leans against the grab pole! fooking inconsiderate...
p/s: did i mention to anyone before that i hate to take the mrt? but there's nothing i could do about it argh!
3) if there's no tiger or ghost chasing behind you, would you mind not being so kiasu? come on man! take life easy! if you're unfortunately the last one, so be it - it's not like you're forever gonna be the last one anyway... 下次请早！ (damn those aunties, i don't understand why i always get shoved around by them! let me reveal something... psst, ang mohs can be REALLY kiasu too! there were 2 aunties trying to cut my queue at the london eye the other day... i diao-ed them every single time they tried to intercept the queue... tmd la be more civilised please!)
4) if you're a driver, SIGNAL EARLY PLEASE WTF. the problem with singaporean drivers is, not only are they rude, they cut lanes as and when they like without sparing a thought for other road users and WITHOUT SIGNALLING IN TIME... road hazards!!! those riding motorcycles, DON'T WEAVE IN AND OUT OF THE TRAFFIC RECKLESSLY CAN?! it's NOT cool, it's a NUISANCE... ya, when you meet an accident, let's see who's the cool one...
5) if you're a pedestrian - or rather, a JAYWALKER - cross the road (those with no traffic lights) if you must, but don't cross at the last juncture when the vehicle is already very near you?!?!?!?! make up your mind fast damn it!!! don't be wishy-washy and stand there thinking whether you wanna cross or not... you're endangering BOTH your life and the motorists' lives... if you really get knocked down (while jaywalking), the person who knocked you down has to take up responsibilities, pay your hospital fees, get charged in court, pay fines and even go to jail while you think of how to sue that person for compensation and stuffs like that... drivers are humans too, even if they're driving within the speed limit, you can't possibly expect them to react in time to e-brake their cars just for you to finish crossing the roads... harlow?! it's not only them who are driving on the roads! even if they e-brake in time, what's gonna happen to the vehicles behind?! sometimes i don't really pity those jaywalkers who got knocked down by vehicles... i sympathise the drivers instead... because if you think of it, sometimes it's really the pedestrians' own fault!
those who have never driven before, drive a car yourself and you'll know what i'm talking about!
6) don't make a mess out of your own food please -_- the table cleaners will have a hard time clearing the table... i was a waitress before, so i know how dirty and messy singaporeans can get... but you don't need to be a waitress to know that ya?! show some positive traits of your own upbringing please!!
7) omg, couples, don't PDA please -.- PDA = Public Display of Affection... it's just gross -_- i know you people love each other alot blah blah blah but please wait until you get home then show your affections thank you very much!
8) please freaking use a pair of earphones if you wanna listen to music from your HANDPHONE. it's NOISE POLLUTION damn it. sorry but i don't share your taste for those JARRING and HORRENDOUS music. neither do others!
hmm... can't think of anymore... wahahaha... i'll end here for now!!
Complained @ 11:30 AM