We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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Hee... did the Shit Name test~
My shit is birth shit-the ones that make you feel like a pregnant woman about to pop. sometimes you squeeze so hard getting them out you cry a bit or wee a little..
Take WHAT TYPE OF SHIT ARE YOU ??? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
Kk as requested... Shit Topic is coming right up! (While typing this can think of Xuan... and Fang!)
- Ghost Shit
You know you've shit.There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl. - Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper and you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it. - Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underpants so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks on the bowl. - Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your arse and about to stand up when .... you realise it .... you've got more. - Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Arse Shit
This is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard. - Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you loose 5 kilos. - Right Now Shit
You'd better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down. - King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big you know it wont go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house. - Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that wets your arse. - Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit. - Cement Block Shit or "Oli God" Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit. - Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as round as your thumb and at least three feet long. - Cork Shit or Floater Shit
Even after the third flush, its still floating in there ("My God! How do I get rid of it!") This shit usually happens at someone else's house. - Mexican Food Shit or "Screamers"
You'll know its alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning. - Beer Drunk Shit
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad ....... but this shit is really BAD! There is always somebody standing outside waiting to use this bathroom. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house. It's more like a cross between the Teflon Coated Shit and the Second Thought Shit listed above.
Hee... ah soh... your turn! know u always got no topic to write about... got 2 suggestions from Boon & Naipa...
- Social responsibility in s'pore
- Transformers!!!
See... Soo good... give u ideas! haha~ (oo)
Life gives you shit...So learn to live with it!
Labels: Shit
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