We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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To beat up assholes!
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Do anyone know the meaning for those roses?
Short History Lesson:
In mediaeval times, it was believed that the birds chose their mates on Feb 14th and so that connection with love arose. Choosing a loved one on this day might also have some connection with the Roman festival of Lupercalia, which used to take place at this time of year.
St Valentine himself was a Roman martyr who lived in the 3rd century. He is now the patron saint of lovers, but he did nothing in his lifetime to warrant this.ps: He's just a romantic jailbird (oo)
kk... on a lighter note... GIFTS!
Everyone is getting flowers and gifts... so this is some idiotic ways guys and girls think...
Chocolates
To the Guy - She's sweet!
To the Girl - Does he seriously want me to get fat? Because if that's what he wants, that's what he'll get.
A Teddy Bear
To the Guy - Here's a snuggly, wuggly bear for my honey!
To the Girl - Great. Now I have to share the bed with two furry animals. At least this one won't snore.
Roses
To the Guy - She'll know how serious I am about my love for her.
To the Girl - He didn't even cut off the thorns? Now there's two ways for him to give me a little prick.
Dance Lessons
To the Guy - It'll be nice to do something she likes for a change. Plus, we don't get to see each other enough.
To the Girl - If he's trying to prove to me, once and for all, that he's really not gay, he may want to rethink this gift.
A Vibrator
To the Guy - I'm inadequate in bed.
To the Girl - He's inadequate in bed, but at least now I'll be able to have one of those "orgasm" things everyone keeps raving about.
An Original Poem
To the Guy - I know it's a little cheesy, but she really draws out my romantic side.
To the Girl - How does this poem suck? Let me count the ways: The iambic pentameter is all messed up. It's unstressed, stressed, unstressed, not stressed, unstressed, unstressed. Oh, and hug and love do NOT rhyme. Don't quit your fucking day job, Lord Tennyson.
An Engagement Ring
To the Guy - This diamond represents our love: beautiful and eternal.
To the Girl - Yes! I've officially given my last blow job!
A Star Named After Her
To the Guy - Now every time we gaze ino the night sky, we'll be reminded of our undying committment to each other.
To the Girl - So it's not that bright, it's distant, and it takes forever to finally get to you? I'm glad that's how he thinks of me. Here: I've named the couch after him. Hopefully he'll sleep on it.
ps: girls are NEVER easy to please~
Happy Valentine's Day to Everyone =)
Labels: Happy V-Day
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