We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
Prison
To beat up assholes!
June 2007 |
my 2nd boss now is learning hip hop... below are 2 videos on hip hop which i think were very good... Labels: hiphop, Napoleon, sytycd 4, Tabitha
I've been playing this stupid game nowadays... Its stupid cos u are a prince and u have to roll a katamari around, collecting things u pick up small things from the roadside... then it will roll and roll to be bigger!Me and my Katamari as u roll, u grow, u can absorb BIGGER things... and bigger and BIGGER!!! UNTIL... times up~ (oo) Anyway, you roll those rubbish up so that you can make an island for the animal who is in distress~ The "Canary" level that i was "stuck" at for days~ @*#% Anyway... i forsee that this Katamari thing is a very entertaining game... Labels: Me and my Katamari
i working at outram area.. u know there got plenty of elderly.. Labels: chinatown, elderly motivator
4 idiots paid $30 for this Anlene Orchard Mile... I purposely dont want to put the photo with Man's face more obvious because i think i look nicer here~Just because a "Mile" sounds like its extremely long... But, its actually 1.6km!!! ARRRR~ The 4 idiots~ We did'nt expect SOOO many idiots to join!!! As you know, Anlene Orchard Mile is by Anlene, naturally, there will be more As IF THEY CAN RUN VERY FAST LIKE THAT!!! @*#% Wadever... Left our signatures on the board~ YAY! the 4 sexy idiots that ran ALL the way without stopping at all!!! ps: man looks like she's shitting~ PPS: 1.6 really isn't as short as it seems... PPPS: Go sign up for the army 10km non-competitive run... pppps: 42.195 HERE WE COME!!! WHOAHHAHA~ Labels: Anlene Orchard Mile
Tsutomu Miyazaki-- heard of his name?? here's a photo of him he is a cannibal killer!! he murdered 4 young gals age between 4 -7 and ate them... 变态。。。 finally got hanged a few days ago after so many yrs...almost 20.. Labels: Tsutomu Miyazaki
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??" "Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." Labels: The Onion and the Xmas Tree
Ok... 67 words Here i am bored in office again!!! Anyone tried this speed test before? http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/ Thats my score! WHOAHAHHAA Labels: Speed test
Not everyone is like Jiao... Studying to be a translator!!! Me... a sample of asking me to translate sentences from english to chinese will be... eg: Banana a super cute girl would turn out to be something like :"巴纳娜阿苏破粗特格" wadever... dunno how to read the lastfew words anyway... Another way to do translation is to learn from Catherine Tate!!! DAMN SHIOK!!! WHOAHAHHAA Labels: Catherine Tate Translator
When AhSoh and Me got boliao... (edited version) I dun dare call leslie 情人 liao lor!! got u liao so cannot anyhow call :P later ppl think crooked Can la! call call! Then u call him 情人, i call you 男人, you call me 美人 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA, why am i 男人?!!!!!!!! cos i cannot think of other 人s already 女人 la dun wan... too normal liao! but i think stick to ah soh better CHAO REN! superman not smelly meah NOT TT CHAO same spelling! smelly 人!!! wahahaha omg 不好听! stick to ah soh la lol yar loooo lol... smelly ah soh i 香 de hor~~~~ 香 is me! cos 香蕉! you.. smelly XIANG~ chao hiang~ spell wrongly! should be hiam! join together is chao hiam hiam kk dun understand nvm... WHOAHHAHA! i still think its funny! (oo) Labels: Smelly Ah Soh
What can you do when you are at Sentosa and there's nothing else to get entertained with? Labels: Sentosa's Shit
not really a fan of pussy cat dolls, in fact dun really know them... well till i watched 1 of the members', nicole scherzinger, solo in a show then i know that some of the hot songs were sang by them... Labels: pcd
I still find it funny after a whole day has passed since yesterday's badminton session at Woodlands! We were there 1st and looking for shuttlecocks so that we can start playing... Me: "Laiheng you got bring cock?" Laiheng:"I don't have cock!" Me:"YOU DON'T HAVE COCK?" Laiheng:"Last time have cock now dont have" WHOAHAHHAA! He's so blur till so cute!!! Especially the last sentence is sooo no link~ kk... end of story liao... The End Labels: LaiHeng
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