We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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To beat up assholes!
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-You have posterior and anterior shinsplints.-Your hamstrings are pulled, all the time.
-The only person to cause you serious injury with a traditional chinese weapon is -- you.
-You cut those plastic things off the end of your shoe laces.
-You have a gaping hole in the crotch of your pants and you don't care.
-You don't make fun of the guys in all pink silk uniforms, because you know they are crazy good.
-You don't stare at girls doing the splits anymore.
-Pick our your pants based on how high you can kick in them.
-Can't grab a basketball hoop, but you can kick it.
-You have more scuff marks on your ceiling than your floor.
-You think it is normal to touch your head to your toe -- without bending your knee.
-You can hold your arms straight out for 30 minutes, easy.
-You think all white people look the same.
-The idea of training 8 hours a day sounds like the best vacation ever.
-You find yourself casually standing in a low empty stance.
-Shutting the top cabinet door with you side rising kick.
-Choose your house based on ceiling height.
-You just busted your lip open with your shin.
-Don your clothing with kicks, thrusts, and punches.
-Test out new shoes with back sweeps and slap kicks.
-Can't walk by anybody else from your school without casually exchanging a flurry of mock strikes and kicks.
-Everyday chores turn into elaborate training drills
-You get real upset when people say "oh you mean kung fu!"
-You randomly do a hammer fist while walking on the street.
-You do poses while sitting on the toilet.
-You do a front slap kick at work.
-You're dating someone that does wushu.
-You start chanting jaiyo for every competitive activity.
-Your hands hurt more than your feet from doing kicks.
Labels: You might do wushu if...
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