We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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To beat up assholes!
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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 4th contestant is ME!!! (who says organiser cannot write!!! @*#%)
One day, somebody planted a banana tree in the north pole.
It was amazing as banana trees don’t usually grow in the north pole!
The penguins were angry.
It seems like a threat to them because its the only thing in green in the WHOLE of north pole!
Everything else was in white!
They tried ways to get rid of the tree, but it was too frozen and strong for them to chop.
So the penguins held meetings and seminars day after day, hours after hours, years after years.
They were sooo engrossed that they even forgot to eat while having the meeting.
One day, one penguin got sooo fed up that he kept flapping his wings in anger!
Because he hasn’t eaten for SOOO long, he lost a lot of weight and HE FLEW.
The other group of penguins saw that the stupid bird could fly and they were envious.
They tried flapping their wings too! But no one else seems to be able to fly.
In their hearts, they were thinking that its a HOLY tree and if you worship it whole-heartedly, you would be able to fly!
One, being bored and non-religious, tried to climb the tree.
SUDDENLY! He slipped!
Not wanting to die, he grabbed ANYTHING he could grab hold of!
A banana was in the way and was ripped off by him.
Not wanting the others to scold him for damaging the now "holy" tree that if you worship you can fly, he ate the banana to get rid of evidence.
He bite one mouth!!!
“Eee, not nice! too plain”
He wanted to try again, then he heard footsteps so he hurridly buried the banana into the snow.
After the other penguin left, he dug it out again.
The banana was covered with snow!!! Being lazy, he ate the banana with snow... and
IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!
That was how the banana split ice-cream was invented =)
The end...
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If you think you can write better then ME , Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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