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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 8th contestant is Fang-er Again!!!
There is this suay guy…
One fine day, he was finally gonna meet up wif his online gf (he claimed to be) at a nearby café… He was sooo excited that he didn’t sleep well the nite b4… Nv did he realize that a nightmare was just abt to begin..
That day, things just simply went wrong… As usual, banana for breakfast.. “!@#$, forgot to buy a new bunch of banana ytd!! must be thinking too much abt her liao... Haha!!” As time’s running up and he was too hungry so in a rush, he put on his dating costume and left the hse..
He step out of his hse.. Wif a banana skin on the floor and below his shoe, wat can u expect in the next scene?? A tortoise-landing = 四脚朝天
“ %^& ” no major damage done so he just stood up, swept off the dirts and ran to the kopitiam…
“ Paiseh yandao, today late delivery for fruits cos driver met an accident on his way… Would u like to have sth else? kopi, teh or me?” “ Err… no thanks” he rejected offers from the 如花kopisao.. Bobian other stalls all orders from that guy, so he had to buy a bunch of bananas from shop but he cant possibly bring all that for the date!! Not willing to waste, he swallows them on his way… Thanks to the bananas, smooth journey reaching the café earlier than expected.
“ Heng, still got time to cool down, do some stretching exercise and then finish up my last banana…”
As he was stretching, he felt a sudden presence of blender in his stomach… Diao! Who can tahan after eating almost a bunch of bananas?!? Immediately, he chiongs to toilet… !@#$%^ wat goes in, comes out… Business finished, he came out holding firm onto his last banana… “ Cant waste.. but really cant eat liao lah…”
Pausing for a split sec, an idea struck him which he tot was a brilliant one.. So no 2nd thoughts, just did it, took a deep breath and out he goes.. Thank god that his gf arrived late… During polite handshake, that obscene bulging from his pants caught her eyes.. Thou he saw her uneasy expression, but tot it was just becos it’s their 1st meeting thus didn’t think much…
While chatting, the stirring came again.. He excuses himself to the washroom… However, his frequent visiting to the washroom and returning wif panting and pale face was misunderstood by the gf… As he come out the following time, “ I’ve got poor eyesight… Horny guy, u… No more 再见! Thanks..” out from the mouth his gf.. Stunned.. No explanation asked from him.. His gf just catwalked out…
He looked ard and saw those qn marks sized him up wif curious eyes… 你知我知天知地知but he 不知 wat the heck happened… He left, head down, then saw sth when he curse and swear himself how suay can he be… Wandering along the streets after a couple of hr when he reach a dessert stall.. Feeling that his stomach is fine now, he entered..
“ Hey, usual for u?” Uncle asked.. “ Ok… but u can take my banana, I’ve got 1 here..” he passed the uncle the last banana…
“ Done! Extra chocolate for u..” Just as he tot everything was over, collected his banana split and found a seat, the ultimate happen.. While he was adjusting the chair, 1 of the chair leg got stuck in between gaps of floor.. He lost his balance and land straight down onto the chair which was horizontally on the floor.. “ !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&, wat a ‘nice banana split’ I m having now!?!”
Off he was sent for hospitalization… Wonder how suay can he be???
May Guanyinma bless him.. Haizzz……
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If you think you can write better then Fang-er, Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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