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It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 10th contestant is Deli !!!
Long time ago, there was a princess named J. She was kind hearted and she loves to eat banana.
One fine day, she decided to go for a stroll at the riverside. She saw a group of 10 strangers wearing some odd costume. Her curiosity aroused her. When she was approaching toward them, she saw something that look like banana, papaya, durian, mangosteen, starfruit, jackfruit, dragon fruit, longan and lychee.
When she was getting closer to them, she overheard the conversation between durian and mangosteen.
Mangosteen: “ The stupid banana always makes us shit. I feel so shame having her with us.”
Durian: “ I agree with what you say. She loves to make us slip.”
Mangosteen: “ Why not we make her leave us?”
Durian: “How?”
Mangosteen: “ We are the king and queen of the Fruit Clan. How about gather the rest of the fruits and discuss about it?”
Durian: “ Ok. Let’s proceed.”
So Princess J was so sad after hearing it. She decided to tell banana about it. But she remembered what durian say “ She loves to make us slip”. Having that in her mind, she made up her mind to tell banana about it.
The moment she was near banana, she got a slip and hurt her leg. But banana didn’t notice that Princess J was at her back. Banana continued her journey along the riverside. The moment Princess J was hurt, the remaining of the fruit clan was behind Banana. They decided to give Banana a sudden attack from her back.
Banana was injured badly by the rest of the clan and the clan left him by the side. Though Princess J was hurt, she makes her way to lookout for Banana. When she reached banana, she saw him lying on the side of the river. Despite of her injury, Princess J decided to bring Banana back to her castle to cure him.
Month have passed, Banana recovered. To repay Princess J for saving her life, Banana decided to marry to her. So Princess J and Banana got marry and live happily after.
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If you think you can write better then Deli , Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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