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It's the entertainment that counts!
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Sometimes even about things we like~
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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 6th contestant is Chang Xing!!!
Once upon a time, there is a boy called Tan Ah Boy. He is very skinny, weak and easily falls sick. He is a hospital regular. The doctors were unable to determine the cure able to effectively replenish the energy lost in his body. Many years have passed and soon this boy is now a young, handsome but weak adult.
One dark night, Tan Ah Boy was craving for durians and attempts to enter the forest to pick some durians. He loves durians but he doesn’t want his family to get worried. However, he got lost in the woods and soon he got tired and starts feeling weak again. Just at that moment, a banana spirit appeared. This spirit wanted to scare this young adult but as soon as they met, this young man fainted due to fatigue. The spirit is happy and proudly said, “Hahaha, after 100 years, humans are still scared of me! Just in time you can be my specimen for an experiment……muahahahaha!!!”
The banana spirit reached its particular part and took out a very dark glowing banana. “Let see how this works on you.” With that the banana spirit stuffed the banana into the young man’s ass, boil the banana skin into extreme poisonous drink and force it through Ah Boy’s nostrils. Poor Ah Boy……. groaning in pain. This extreme poisonous fruit flowed into this poor fellow’s bloodstream. However, something strange happened. Instead of rotting and corroding his organs, it has given him full of banana energy.
Ah Boy grew big muscles, got up and said, “Thank you for saving me. May your spirit leave with peace and not do any evil again.” He took out his pants ready to aim, and shoots large amounts of banana juice. The banana spirit exclaimed “Ah! Don’t shoot, don’t shoot” but is still suffocated to death.
With new power comes new responsibility. Now in his favorite banana costume, armed with banana gun, banana darts, banana skin knife shoes, juicy banana energy hose (secret weapon underneath his pants) and the land-water double purpose banana boatcar, he donned this new identity as the crime fighting hero-Banana Tan!.
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If you think you can write better then Chang Xing , Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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