We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 1st contestant is Edmond!!!
in an island far far away
there lived a boy
Who hated vege so much
when he was offered potato chips
"i don wan. i hate vege!!!"
until he went to the other island. he saw the island full of banana plantation
he thought all those were vege..
cause all not ripe
green
he starve for a few days..
there is nth to eat!!!
until 1 day, while he was under a tree
about to die
ONE banana DROP ON HIS HEAD
which is the only ripe 1 among all!
he wonder why is it so different
so he peel and naturally, the aroma of it tempted him. he start to take a little bit
bite
he feels like he is in heaven!!
and soon he finish eating them!
and he found out he like banana so much
he walk around looking for the yellow banana
but there was none
all still green
then he notice 1 thing.
he should not have finish the banana so fast!
he started to starve again. when he about to DIE,
a sudden ray of light shown on him
its the BANANA queen
she is the most beautiful being he ever seen
he fall for her immediately
but the queen. took out a whip n started to hit him. Y EAT MY CHILDREN.
"sorry! the banana is just too tempting! i couldn't resist."
but still my children!
although i can give alot of children
but im only using it as excuse to hit u
LALALALA
and soon the queen get sick of hitting him and left. before she left. the queen threw him some banana for him to eat
and the man immersed by the queen beauty, waited for her day after day.. while eating the banana slowly
soon the queen was touched. n came down to see him. they got together
built a small hut just beside the banana plantation
live happily ever after
eating banana everyday
the end
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If you think you can write better then Edmond, Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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