We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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To beat up assholes!
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Contest!!!
Write a story about BANANAS!!!
Winner gets a MacDonald Happy Meal!!! hahahaha
Rules of the contest:
Any language, contents, length, vulgarities are allowed and supported!
Send your entries to my email: banana85_rulz@yahoo.com
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Our 3rd contestant is Joshua!!!
Osama was on the loose in the jungle for 5 days shaking off his American pursuers.
He didn't eat for just as many days. His eyes glittered when he saw a prata shop across the road.
He wanted to rob the store but didn't have any weapon.
Osama looked up and saw a banana tree. A light bulb appeared on his head.
He climbed up the tree, took a banana and wrapped it with his turban.
He went into the prata shop, pointed his turban-wrapped banana and yelled at the shop owner "eh mama, hurry up, give me varn mutton murtabak"
What Osama didn't know is the prata shop owner has a pet monkey named Juliana, no banana can escape the sight of this crazy monkey.
Once Juliana smell the banana, she grabbed it from Osama's outstretched hand and knock him out to save her owner!
To reward Juliana, prata shop owner stuffed the banana up Osama's arse, used the juice for the prata, and reward Juliana with Terroist Banana Prata!
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If you think you can write better then Joshua, Submit your entry to banana85_rulz@yahoo.com ok!!! hahaha
Labels: Banana Bedtime Story Contest
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