We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
Prison
To beat up assholes!
June 2007 |
WTF!!! WHOAHAHAHAHHAA Labels: Super white
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that?! Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. _____________________________________________ Maria is a beautiful Samoan girl fell in love with Sione. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another.Your Mother does not know this, but Sione is your half-brother, my son to another woman". So Maria forgot about her Sione, and soon planned to marry Manu . But after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Manu, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Manu is your half-brother too, my other son to another woman." Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already knew and said "Don't worry darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Manu or marry Sione, because you are not related to Papa." Labels: Papa na Mama
I'm here to study OK!!! Labels: Terschelling Day 2
every 7 sec there is a new dementia case in the world.. no prevention or cure for it... touching video to intro... btw i feel that the granddaughter speaks better cantonese then her parents haha... some more it's sp's copyrite... Labels: dementia
To everyone back at Singapore, Labels: 中秋佳节快乐
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