We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't wastethem on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heartwill not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q:Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay andcorn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended dailyallowance of vegetable products.
Q:Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A:No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, thatmeans they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q:How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A:Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. Ifyou have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q:What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q:Aren't fried foods bad for you? A:You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. Infact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be badfor you?
Q:Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You shouldonly be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q:Is chocolate bad for me? A:Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the bestfeel-good food around!!
Q:Is swimming good for your figure? A:If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q:Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had aboutfood and diets.
And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arrivingsafely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming,'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'
On 27 Feb 2010, SPWA had a mini BIG gathering!!!TUAN BAI!!! =) First house...Leslie's!!!Jiao is late again... as usual! But at least she made it!!!Then to Bin's house!Raped his dogAte his dog...The Vegetarians (for that few minutes)Then to the smooth face but with wrinkles person's house!!!NIGEL!!!He's so selfish, didn't share his SK2 masks!!! @*#%So we ate his bak kwa, arrowheads blah blah till we shiok!!!Trying to do some fortune telling through the crystal ball so that we can strike 4D and buy masks!!!Then to Jiao's house!Her mom cooked alot of bee hoon, chicken wings, nuggets...Bee hoon was SHIOK!!! VERY Q Q!!!Then to BOSS's house!Where's ourTruehearts (go see the link) souvenir?Sexy couple thinking that they are starring in some MTV~ (-_-!!!)STOP ACTING AS IF YOU ALL ARE AT SOME DANCE CLUB OK!!! (-_-!!!)William's house!!!Whacked the punching bag...Got whacked by the punching bag...Raped the punching bag~Where's the bird bird named William?Then to Qinhao's house...Watched Tamil show there~Om Shanti Om~ Ka-Boom's house was next for Titanic and cocktail~ (a cock acting as a tail)This visit was a short one because the organizer was gone and the food at my place was turning cold!!!BOON!!! Next time organize go for one full day to you house for games and food la!!! =)Dinner was at my place where everyone was stuffed with food!They had to play games using the food as forfeit to help clear the food!Thanks to my sexy Daddy for cooking before leaving the house~ =)Eat eat eat!Still want to act kwai and eat in front of my mom and force the food down~ *slap**Guess who got the most forfeit?Last house is @ Fang-Er's place!!!Didn't take any photo because we were too busy talking, gambling, eating, drinking....A little Very super paisei that her mom dared not sleep because she wanted to pass us back the oranges!!!CNY 2011!!! HERE WE COME!!! =) PS: you can download the photos from my camera from here!http://good-times.webshots.com/album/576889008wxVpTKBoss and Jiao... Buay Paisei ar? Where's the photos from your camera? (FB not counted!!!)
On 26 Feb 2010, We (Me and WW) went to Scarlet Hotel to meet Suzana to scout for the venue for the next RME3 event.
Have seen the website (Click on the word "website" to go see) and was impressed with how they presented themselves.
When i called the hotel, they put me to Suzana, the events person and i was even more delighted when she said we can book the place without any cap, we are literally floating with joy!
Arranged to meet her to see the place "live"
The Bold room. I like this area alot, but we have to spend a minimum cap of $3000 which i doubt we will hit...
So we went to the "Breeze" area to see! She said that there was no minimum spending capacity and she can corner off THIS area for free!
So we more or less decided on this place already... The view from the top!
I was happy with the place and we exchanged business cards. Suzana said that she would email me the menu and so on...
TODAY... i finally received her "menu"... I also received another shocking news!!! (Click on the photo if you cannot read the words) I mean, what we agreed upon previously was NOT THIS!!! @*#%
My beautiful image of them is GONE!!! I mean, verbal agreement is an agreement after all right? You can't say one thing and then type another to your own benefit!!!
I was so pissed!!! I sent this email back with whoever she emailed that could be a big shot to her!!! WHOAHAHAHA
Hours later, i got this back!
WHOAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, they have been condemned (by me)... People who say one thing and does another cannot be trusted! Most probably we will just go there once for that different setting and that will be THE END!!! I mean... who knows if they will email their menu with all the price listed then change the menu when we get there? Right right right?
Moral of the story is to... Be firm and know what u want! PS: Don't try to bullshit or cheat me or i won't give you face!!! PPS: NABEH! The "cap" we agreed on was $3000 lor... now put there $3500 think i blind cannot see ar!!! @*#%