We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
Prison
To beat up assholes!
June 2007 |
interesting acapella for sharing... Labels: acapella, Bohemian Rhapsody, Flight of the Bumble Bee
interesting version of mj's song haha... Labels: beat it, michael jackson, 大悲咒
Preparing for the Ninja Themed Party on Friday!!!:)
Labels: Making Weapon
My boss makes me feel just like a kid in school again! Labels: Corrections
Labels: Weng's Birthday
Labels: Sis
Wanted: PARENTS
Be prepared, this is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it! POSITION Mom, Dad, Mommy, Daddy, Mama, Papa, Ma, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION Long term, team players needed for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work in variable hours which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION
BENEFITS While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do... or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job. AND A FOOTNOTE? THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! If you are fortunate enough you will become grandparents! Keep laughing, best medicine for the heart and mind.
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