We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
Prison
Hospital
Mental Hospital
To beat up assholes!
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kk... so its not new anymore... (oo)
AND I'M NOT RACIST!!! the name just happens to be muthu...
go change it to XiaoMing, Mr Bean... if you not happy... lalala~
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?" Muthu replied:
"P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a
foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village... and Muthu said "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and
told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second
leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg
and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If
we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit
in the back. I will drive."
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then
when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*****WASH
BASIN******"
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
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