We are nice gentle innocent cute people!!!
It's the entertainment that counts!
We take turns to bitch about things we don't like!
Sometimes even about things we like~
Depends on our moods~!!!
JUST DON'T TRY TO MESS WITH US!
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To beat up assholes!
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H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes' simple pleasures
N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light
Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A ngels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy year!
Labels: Happy New Year
Complained @ 11:38 AM
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,
then, I wrote your name on my heart
and I got heart attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful,
the grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
Labels: Funny poem
Complained @ 12:02 PM
went to jp wif my sis to watch 'yes man' ytd... the service super cmi...
got 2 lines one is payment by visa, the other by cash... at first i went to q the 'by rite' is correct one--by cash... then when i go to the counter, he says "pls q there" pointing his finger to the q by visa payment one... then i diao?? but me and the guy q-ing behind me still guai guai go to the other q...
the q damn slow leh thou only 3 person q-ing infront of me... dunno wat the mo-ing... the guy behind me also start complaining to his gf... then when my turn is the next, another guy come out from tix counter and ask "payment by cash or visa? cash q here." pointing his finger back to the q i was at at the beginning!!! wth... then somemore move back liao still have to wait again... change line but no difference leh... the same guy behind complain, curse n swear abt the efficiency again which i totally agree wif him lol...
finally! my turn...tix done at last... went to get popcorn--another troublesome process again... ordered at counter nearest to the tix counter then he want me to go to extreme left to pay.. diao...just going for ONE movie must q so many times just for 2 things... (i know the timing wasnt a peak hr but also dun need to liddat make urself busy one mah...)
go in movie started liao...diao... nan de the process of buying tix and popcorn can take up the whole commercial time for gv...
Labels: cmi gv service
Complained @ 11:25 PM
Decided to eat at MOF!
WHY? Why did we decide to eat at MOF when there are sooo many other places that we had'nt tried before?Because of the name~
MOF = Mother Of Fuckers
Sibeh Guai-Lan~
The 4 idiots~
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The food was good...
But the best best best dish was...
Green Tea Ice-Scream!!!
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Damn shiok!Eat till super full and it cost only about $20 per person! lalalala~
Next Bday outing we go eat there OK!!! lalala~
Labels: MOF
Complained @ 11:45 AM
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish All the Pigs Happy Forever.
Labels: Pigs
Complained @ 12:01 PM
Scrabble!!!
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Labels: SCRABBLE
Complained @ 4:40 PM
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your drawing sux...better than urs! mine got fingernail, dig liao at the nail there
mine got manicure ok
ok! sorry i lose! ur manicure CMI
tats my footomg! your foot is sooo deformed! Did'nt know can use toe to dig!!! clap!!! =)
tat is ur pisai
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Labels: Pisai
Complained @ 11:41 AM
Kept reading through and laughing at it again and again!!!
Damn irritating!
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Labels: Man Submits Drawing Of Spider
Complained @ 12:37 PM
YUP! i'm one of the kaypoh people and have to pay the price!!!
10 random things about myself:
1) The 1st thing i will do when i reach home is to dig my pisai! I love doing it sooo much cos it irritates my mom and i really have alot of nose shit! Our air is damn contaminated man~
2)Craves for Crocodile soup! My dad seldom cooks that now... but i still love it! It tastes just like pork but more chewy! *yum**
3)Wants to try all extreme sports (especially water sports) even though i'm not THAAAT fit~
4)Itches to try new things~ The more disgusting/different/sick/exotic... the better~
5)Hates crowd! I hate hate hate them! Hate slow people walking in my way, hate people pushing, hate people blocking the items i wanna see, hate them getting the seat i was aiming for, hate them for being kanchiong... DAMN~
6)Loves Chinese Garden! Its my emo place, my happy place, my peaceful place, my exercising place, my romantic place, my entertaining place... I'm Chinese and i LOVE it! So there~
7)I hate meeting new people! i DONT talk to strangers!!! I'm shy by nature and I'm conscious about myself! And hates being stereotyped as AA(attract attention) or ACBC(act cute buay cute)~ I hate acting all nice and sweet when i'm actually bursting to scold something vulgar and wanting to shake my leg~ I fucking hate being fake...
8)I snore, talk, roll, hit, drool, kick in my sleep... Stay away!!!
9)Hates Christians in general... Used to like them... then they started preaching and preaching and psyco-ing everyone to combine force to take over the world... Damn... then i started to hate them! (nothing against my christian friends unless YOU start preaching) <-- its the people not the religion~ Please just let me go to hell in peace!
10)Likes to have diarrhea! Even more then shitting!!! I just love the feeling when i sit on the toilet bowl and everything splats out! I love how i have this psychotic thinking that i'm going to lose 1 kg just by shitting! You should hear me describe the process! SHIOK!
OK~ to those disgusting people that bothers to read this and actually enjoyed it, YOU are tagged!!! lalalala~
Revenge is sweet though i enjoy doing this~ (oo)
Everyone that read this is tagged tagged tagged!!!
Especially AHSOH Fang-er Tiko-king Man Cockroach Weng Kimchi
People reading this, dont kay siao kay siao ar! I'M WATCHING YOU!!!
Labels: 10 random things about myself
Complained @ 11:51 AM
Congrats to US all that have completed the Singapore Standard Chartered Marathon of 42.195km!!! =)
We can proudly say that we are marathoners!!! =)
Joanne and Me!!!
Fang-er
Dieh (even the goatee also wet liao~)
Weng and Jiao can WALK all the way and still be about the same speed as us! @*#%
Yew Ming
No photo of Leslie cos he did'nt wear the tag as he did'nt want to spoil his shirt! @*#%
To outsiders, they would say "walk only ma...Not that hard"
But we say :"you try to walk with cramps, blisters and pain before commenting"
I'm so proud of us!!! we did'nt give up although i'm sure we did have the thought!
To those injured but still completed the race, i salute you!!!
And to those that really ran, OUR HERO!!! =)
Labels: 42.195KM
Complained @ 10:45 AM
Its updated with the list of holidays so that you can maximise your leaves next year~
Dont be like me! Want to take unpaid leave also sooooo mafan! FUCK! ___________________________________________Complaining time~
First they say have to appeal for my 2 days of unpaid leaves...
BUT ITS UNPAID RIGHT?
Its easy, I dont come, u dont pay me... Simple?
NO! They want to go through some stupid motions by saying :
"Unpaid leave not so simple one",
"Company's policy",
"All the while its like that"
blah blah...
Ok... waited for 1 WHOLE week for their approval... Of cos, it got approved! @*#%
Leslie said i should have just told them i will be taking MC on that 2 days...
Their final conclusion was:"next time, apply for the leave before making any plans"
HELLO! People usually have plans before they will take leaves right?
Dont they have any brains? (maybe they don't have any friends)
What if something happens at the last minute? Do i have to BEG for their approval before letting things happen?
To me, even if i dont apply for my leave in advance, and take urgent unpaid leave, it will still be the same...
Out of respect, i applied my unpaid leave in advance and get this shit? *finger**
So what if others still have their leaves? U should check out their MC record before coming to shoot at me!
I've only taken 1 day MC for the whole year!!! @*#%
PS: How to get MC ar?
Labels: Maximiser
Complained @ 9:02 AM
Its in the Ocean Freight Industry
Pay range would be $1500-$1800 (higher if you are as pretty as me)
5 and a half working days a week!
No OT pay but will kenna alot of OT
No need experience!
Anyone? Msn me wor!
BaNanA^_^
Labels: JOB
Complained @ 10:46 AM
Not because i dont like, but because i'm seldom at home!
Today, 我很烧! think its the weather that made everyone around me fall sick...
Pangseh-ed Leslie Laken and Jiao for dinner...(who ask them meet at TM)
Was watching Life Transformer just now at channel 8 since i'm home...
I'm STUNNED!
Not because his house is sooo messy and cluttered, but because he's sooo old and have to struggle to take care of his family!
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Its really not right for a white haired person to do funeral for a black haired one...
2 daughters commited suicide...
1 daughter became mentally unsound due to the shock
1 son is in Indonesia working as cheap labour
1 son mentally unsound...
Wife... also mentally unsound...
i mean... who can actually stay normal upon the death of the loved ones...
and its not those natural deaths!
1 thing i've learnt from the show is... Be nicer to strangers!
YOu wont ever know what they are going through!
(Unless its those assholes ah sohs that hogs the entrances of MRTs)
This part of being human... i hate!
Why cant all people have normal lifes without too much sadness?
What if... if one day... some tragedy strucks?
will i be able to cope as well?
or will i also choose the easy way out?
Hmmmm... BE HAPPY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE =)
SIANG SIANG!!! Faster go find volunteering work for us!!!
Mediacorp u ownself go! I want those low profile ones!!!
Labels: Life sux
Complained @ 9:29 PM